Oprah Winfrey ends her talk show this week. Oh, you hadn’t heard? Have you been wearing tinfoil on your head to block out the 24/7 reminders that all US citizens are having beamed directly into their brains? Ms. Winfrey’s satellites are powerful! To celebrate, we’re […]
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Geordie Shore: Because England Has Cheesy People, Too
Nice bodies, but looking a little rough up top. Too many pints down the pub combined with a tanning bed addiction! Jersey Shore wasn’t enough reason to pull the plug on humanity, so MTV decided to really push it by giving a show to their […]
Drawn To You: Dave Valeza
I’m conflicted! Dave Valeza‘s illustrations have all the innocence of an Archie comic book, yet his subjects tend to be cute scruffy hipster boys whose penises I’d make out with. Alas, his work doesn’t seem to venture into pornographic territory, so I’ll never get a […]
Celebrity Skin: Mike Edward
There’s this show on Starz about gladiators called Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and it is RACY. The producers know that they have gays in the audience, because there’s plenty of sweaty warrior muscle running around. Grappling with each other. While naked. This show is AWESOME. […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: True Blood
How are we supposed to choose? How does Sookie do it? It must help that one’s her brother. Season 4 of the supernatural soaper True Blood premieres on June 26. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with the hottest guys from the show. You need to […]
“Tough Enough” Wrestler Luke Robinson Has Prior Experience
As we’ve established previously, wrestling is seriously sexy. The USA Network’s Tough Enough is a reality show in which some hot wrestling hopefuls vie to become the next WWE superstar. Sexy contender Luke Robinson has made it to the final three. This is because he’s […]
Caption This: Squat & Buzz
A beefy young lad pops a squat in the buff, covers his junk with his left hand and gives himself a buzz with an electric hair trimmer. Exactly what’s going on in this picture? That’s for you to decide! Welcome to this week’s edition of […]
Justin Timberlake In A Threesome. With A Guy.
No, we don’t mean Gaga. Justin Timberlake‘s frequent appearances on Saturday Night Live would be annoying if he didn’t have pretty good comedic timing and a willingness to make himself look ridiculous. On SNL‘s season finale, JT and “Dick In A Box” partner Andy Samberg […]
Trailer Trash: Transformers: Dark Side Of The Moon
Does anyone else think Shia LaBeouf is hotsy? True, he’s sort of goofy and most of the gays I know would be like “eww, really?” But, they’re wrong! Cuz’ he’s cute! Plus – who knew he had a nice body? He’s starring in the final […]
That’s Not How You Wear Your Pants, Silly!
Look at this picture! Now, look at it again without getting distracted by male model Thomas F‘s delectably smooth butt cheeks. Notice anything? Yup, he’s wearing his jeans backwards! The fly is in the back! Isn’t that so wacky? Someone should teach this boy a […]