ITEM – As mentioned in an earlier “Gay Ass Gossip,” Justin Theroux is the super sexy. Admittedly, I’m not overly thrilled about his current Helter Skelter- inspired styling, but eventually he’ll get tired of the billygoat’s scruff. He’ll shave it, and all will be right […]
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Flashback Fridays: Forest Ranger Ben
It’s the middle of summer. Why are we posting pictures of some guy in long johns? Because we can! Don’t ask such questions when there’s a hairy “forest ranger” (with a retro pornstache) waiting to whip his cock out. It’s rude, especially when he went […]
Meryl Streep Is Versatile
Aieeeehhh! There’s something scary on the sofa. And it’s wearing a hat! Here’s the teaser trailer for acting royalty Meryl Streep’s next flick, The Iron Lady. Meryl sucked some false teeth into her mouth, avoided the sun for a year or two, and put on […]
Secret Sex: Jake Dibeler
If this bearded fellow looks familiar, it’s because you’ve seen him before in my dear co-blogger’s “Must Watch: A Bear With A Butt Candle” post (which I pretty much made him write). His name is Jake Dibeler, and I am one-hundred percent addicted to his […]
On The Hunt: Dom & Blake
We know what some of you are thinking right now. Haven’t we seen this pairing before? Didn’t Blake already get plowed by his straight gym buddy Dom? While the answer to both of these questions is “yes”, we assure you that this isn’t the same […]
Quickie: Timoteo Trio
Don’t just stand there, guys, get to making out. This photoshoot for Timoteo has the makings of a really hot threesome. Models Benjamin Godfre (that classical movie-star look with the moustache and slicked back hair is so goddamn hot), Andrew Leighty, and Joe Pace (from […]
Have You Ever: Shot A Load Into Your Own Mouth?
For someone who masturbates so damn much, it’s incredible that the concept of a self-facial never occurred to me until I saw John Cameron Mitchell‘s Shortbus. There’s this scene where Paul Dawson records himself throwing his legs into the air, positioning his cock over his […]
Top or Bottom: Owen
It’s time for another round of (drumroll please) Top or Bottom! Today’s contestant is a 38 year-old fellow from Canada, who’s sporting a beard that would feel nice brushing against your inner thigh. But when it comes time for the main event, does he prefer […]
“Single Ladies” And Their Men
We got an e-mail from a breathless reader which commanded us to check out the men of VH-1’s out-of-the-gate hit Single Ladies. Think The Real Housewives of Atlanta crossed with a pre-menopausal Sex and the City. Â It didn’t fare very well with the critics, but […]
Quickie: Osvaldo Neto & Pedro I
Your “Quickie” today features two cute dudes with a propensity for dropping their shorts. Here’s the summery-looking pair of Osvaldo Neto & Pedro I (because there is only one Pedro when he’s got an ass like that). We’re just hanging out by the job site, […]

