Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel […]
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Carly Rae Jepsen: “Call Me Maybe”
Laugh out loud! I have a deep loathing for the internet acronym “LOL”. So few people really mean it, you know? In this particular case, I’m spelling it out for you, to draw attention to the hilarious idea that we’d post this Carly Rae Jepsen […]
It Happened On Manhunt: Blast From The Past
Don’t be deceived by Micky and Jackson‘s pleasant demeanor in the picture above. In today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt, the “blast from the past” isn’t immediately well-received. There’s deep history between our storyteller and his old friend, and it’s the kind of history […]
Who Would You Rather?: Southland
There are so many TV shows vying for my attention lately that sometimes I just go walk the dog and go to bed because it’s too overwhelming. One of the few shows I make an effort to stay caught up on is TNT’s Southland. It’s […]
Firefighters In Drag: Serving Lifesaving Realness
(Sorry about the pic. It’s a teeny video.) This vid increased my desire to disguise myself as a Dalmation and infiltrate a firehouse to become a fuckmascot. Two members of Sauk Centre, Minnesota’s Volunteer Fire Department were at a St. Patrick’s Day parade. They were […]
This Madonna Video Is Actually Quite Good.
For all intents and purposes, Madonna‘s “Girl Gone Wild” is a lackluster and completely forgettable pop song. I am not alone in saying this. While my opinion may not matter in the long run ’cause she’s a legend and she’s rich and everyone is ageist/sexist […]
The Dildo Phone: It Actually Exists
In regards to this Caption This post, in which Samuel O’Toole and Parker London pretend Sammy’s custom dildo is a telephone (after lots of hardcore banging): “World’s 1st penis phone. Stands 10 inches high… An Earthshaking Orgasm is your Cries, Sighs, & Moans Ringer! Always […]
Sneaky Sound System: “Really Want To See You Again”
Dear Sneaky Sound System, The ’90s called. They want their AMAZING back. The new video for “Really Want To See You Again” caught me off guard and cock-slapped me with a huge dose of nostalgia, both sonically and visually. Do you remember when music videos […]
“THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN!!!”
As a follow-up to our extremely “Like”-able entry about a “Dancing mustached Norwegian hottie in tighty-whiteys”, here is another video delivered to us from within Manhunt headquarters. The title of this post was the subject heading. The e-mail itself included no other text but this: […]
Please Tell Me Who This Guy Is.
This bearded gentleman was first brought to my attention by Homotrophy, who posted a few photos he did for the underwear/swimwear brand ES Collection. If any of you know anything about him, I would highly appreciate access to the following information: his address, his favorite […]