You’ve already masturbated to pictures of John Williams and David Williams. Now, you can masturbate to this picture of the rugby brothers posing together at last! We’re not going to ask why David’s wearing what he’s wearing (because it’s perfect), but we are going to […]
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Death Grips: “I’ve Seen Footage”
Death Grips‘ “I’ve Seen Footage” opens with a beat that sounds like a bastardized version of Salt-n-Pepa‘s “Push It” and then proceeds to get even weirder. While it’s impossible to say whether the Sacramento trio are bringing a punk aesthetic to hip-hop or a hip-hop […]
Hot Guys Eating Stuff
Here are some pictures of impossibly gorgeous male models holding pastries and pretending to eat them! Food porn fetishists are going to see these pics and be like, “Oh my gosh! This is complete bullshit. They’re not even chewing. Your definition of ‘eating’ is about […]
RuPaul’s New Video Rounds Up Just About Everybody From Season Four
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s fourth season only has three episodes left – a look behind-the-scenes, the final episode announcing the winner, and the reunion. Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt-esque tears you see rolling down my face. It’s my favorite show! Luckily, we’ll always have this […]
The Best Movie I Have Never Seen
Mad scientists. Orgies. Drag queens. Gorillas. Extreme fisting. What do these five things have in common? They’re all incorporated in the 1974 (should be) classic Drive. The film combines hardcore gay sex with a plotline reminiscent of a 1950s sci-fi B-movie, all while making a […]
Matt Zarley: “Trust Me”
Before we discuss Matt Zarley‘s brand new single “Trust Me”, let’s pause for a moment and address the things I want to do to Matt Zarley’s body. These things would occur in a sleazy motel room with a gigantic mirror on the wall. The rest […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Virgins (Or So They Say) & Virginity Thieves
Continuing along in their streak as the only gay porn site that matters right now, the lovely folks at Randy Blue have brought back Nick Sterling and Cody Lake to rob Trevor Tripp and Ross Reed of their ass virginity. It’s okay if you don’t […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Zylka
Chris Zylka is one of those prettyboy CW actor-types who you won’t remember in a couple of years, except to muse -“didn’t I once see him on Manhunt Daily looking hot and carrying a dildo?” Harshness. No, he’s probably off to a long and prosperous […]
Do You Want Patrick’s Jockstrap?
You could be wearing the same jockstrap as burly muscle bear Patrick W! Of course, before you get too excited, we should probably mention that we’re referring to the same style and brand of jockstrap. Sorry, guys! You won’t be able to inhale his delicious […]
Lianne La Havas: “Lost & Found”
What’s that you say? Monday mornings aren’t depressing enough for you? Well, then I have some bad news you’re going to love! English singer Lianne La Havas just released her official debut single “Lost & Found”, and it’s an early contender for “Saddest Song of […]