Around the same time that Madonna released her dreadfully forgettable lead single which we should never speak of again, her collaborator and bird-flipping Superbowl co-bitch M.I.A. made a return to form (after the dreadfully scattered /\/\/\Y/\ album) with an excellent track known as “Bad Girls”. […]
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The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins
Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that […]
Penis Jewelry!
Every year, millions of men suffer from the fear that their penis isn’t fancy enough. They lie awake in bed every night, agonizing over the fact that their penis is not, in fact, covered with major bling. While they may feel hopeless and alone, there’s […]
Underwear Drawer: Hot Or Silly?
While cruising for pics of hot guys in hot underwear for this feature (there are days I fall in love with my job all over again), I was checking out Undergear’s site. If you’re not familiar with them, they’re kind of the be-all, end-all site […]
Our Wittiest Gays Have Been Asked What They Think About “Magic Mike”
That’s not them. They’re just prettier. Well, Channing still looks like a hamsteak but something about his dumb ass…. Louis Virtel. Jefferey Self. Bryan Safi. Some fat, bald guy (I kid, I’m fat and balding). These are four cocksuckers that regularly entertain us online, and […]
DeShawn Timothy: “55″
Oh hey! You know what I don’t want to listen to? Cazwell. Though I’ve tried, time and time again, to enlighten my homosexual brethren on the existence of legitimately good queer hip-hop, all they ever want to do is listen to awful rhymes set to […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
We’d climb that like a damn tree! That’s Middleasthunk, and he’s featured in our Manhunt Now newsletter this week. Does one sell their soul to Satan for a body like that? Satan can have MY soul if he works it so I can get on […]
It Happened On Manhunt: Spanked At A Rich Dude’s House
Today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt could have had so many other titles. “How I Lost My Virginity” or “My First Manhunt Hookup” come to mind, but neither catches the true essence of what this story’s really about—getting spanked by a filthy rich, older […]
Need An Alternative To The Usual “Gayborhood”?
Fiction would have you believe that all of us homotrons live in FABULOUS apartments in major cities and that we have completely GLAMOROUS jobs and we shop for ADORABLE tchotchkes in the cute little shops in our EXCLUSIVE gayborhoods. It’s kind of like how we […]

