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Drawn To You: A Poltergasm
Here’s a quick laugh for your Halloween morning! Drawn To You alum Bob Kusiak made a comic strip about hitting a ghost with his semen. This doesn’t require much explanation, but I think Kusiak’s description is worth reading: “I think a new idea is that […]
Papa: “Put Me To Work”
My first impression of Papa‘s “Put Me To Work”? That sounds like a very sexy song title. Before I even hit the play button, I immediately started fantasizing about a hot DILF urging me to put him to work. This hot DILF may or may […]
The Locker Room: Scott Higginbotham
You may have heard that I recently tied the knot. Forget what you heard. I can’t have Australian rugger Scott Higginbotham hearing ANYTHING about that. On the SLIGHT chance that he’s gay, and on the slight chance that he visits Boston…well, all systems need to […]
Would You Hit That (Post-Hurricane Sandy Edition)?: The “Hurricane Horse”
There’s always some wackjob who takes advantage of weather insanity to act the fool. We love those people! (Especially when they show almost EVERYTHING.) The “Hurricane Horse” made his auspicious debut during NBC Washington’s Hurricane Sandy coverage yesterday. “Hurricane Horse” (government name – Jimmy Kruyne) […]
Tom Goss Needs To Lose The Clock
Openly gay singer Tom Goss has taken a cue from Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” video for his track “Make Believe.” In the clip that you’re about to watch, Goss gets body-painted in real time (it took 80 minutes to shoot in a […]
Hurricane Sandy Knocked Us Out (But We’re Back)
Some of you may have noticed that Manhunt went down last night (and not in a fun sort of way). Turns out, Hurricane Sandy is a slut-shaming homophobe, because she hate-crimed our servers with her powerful gusts of judgment… Okay, only part of that last sentence […]
Ciara: “Got Me Good”
It doesn’t matter what the charts say. It doesn’t matter what the critics say. Hell, it doesn’t even matter what you fucking say. Ciara is back and better than ever. With tepid release after tepid release, we thought she had Nicole Scherzinger‘d herself into obscurity, […]
Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo’s Penis
Nine years ago, Mr. Bruce Banner himself stripped all the way down in the 2003 film In The Cut. That’s right, folks! The most attractive man in the universe, commonly known as Mark Ruffalo, showed off his dick (and butt) on the big screen. Those of […]
Gay Ass Gossip (Hurricane Sandy Edition): Joe Simpson Really Embracing The Gay Thing
Recently, Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina filed for divorce from her husband of 34 years – Jessica and Ashlee Simpson‘s father (and manager) Joe. The picture above illustrates why. Girlfriend came out. Girlfriend came out of the closet HARD. Girlfriend came out of the closet so […]