Let’s congratulate U.S. Marine Corps captain Matthew Phelps. He proposed to his partner Ben Schlock in the White House this past weekend! Phelps wrote: “”Such a special night surrounded by wonderful people in an amazing place, and the best is still yet to come with […]
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Aza Better Surrender That Santa From Under Her Boobs
“I WEEEEL BAKE COOOOKEEEEESSS FOR YOOOOUUU.” Meet Aza. She might be everything. This luscious overbite princess likes her a “Hunky Santa.” She wants to sit on his lap and bake cookies for him. She wants to smother his naked torso with kisses. She wants to […]
This Is Why I Never Had A Roommate In College
For my freshman year of college, I made up some bullshit reason to get a single on campus. The idea of a roommate freaked me out! What if he wasn’t comfortable sleeping in the same space as a gay dude? What if he walked in […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: BABYGORILLA4U
BABYGORILLA4U is lucky. He can go out in winter without a coat because genetics gave him a downy fur of his own. As well as a hot cock, and a nice round ass. If gorillas are your thing, and you like a big beefster encircling […]
Dido & Kendrick Lamar: “Let Us Move On”
I’ve always had a soft spot for Dido. Why? Because her name is one letter away from “Dildo“. Though she hasn’t had a major radio hit since 2003’s “White Flag” and her third studio album (produced by Jon Brion) never took off, she’s coming out […]
Santa Claus Is Coming Out
I’m a cynical asshole, so my first response to this was to clown on it. But then I realized that the flamboyant singer Sean Chapin is cute (see?) and this took some effort. He even plays multiple roles! He’s Santa, a sassy elf, and even […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Gay Chicken
This is an episode of a web series called “Commodore Hustle” which appears to be about a group of nerdy types who hang out talking about Dungeons & Dragons and eating cereal. It’s pretty unremarkable except for this bit where the tall ginge nerd wants […]
What Would You Do?: Alex Adams
Here is a list of things I would do with scruffy blond dude Alex Adams, if we destroyed those yellow bowling pin boxer shorts in a blazing fire and never spoke of them ever again. • Get his balls in my mouth as quickly as possible. […]
Would You Hit That?: Balding Mark Ruffalo
Next year, the 45 year-old sex god known as Mark Ruffalo will be starring alongside Steve Carell and Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher, a film with a plot so depressing that I don’t feel like telling you about it. This is what the make-up artists did to […]
Manhunt Back In Times Square: Ryan Seacrest Psyched For NYE Now
Ryan Seacrest is probably already tired of having to host the ball dropping on New Year’s Eve every year. He probs wishes he could just stay in LA and watch an entirely different sort of balls dropping. But we did him a solid with our […]