Today is Valentine’s Day, a bullshit holiday where even the sluttiest sluts realize they have hearts and can’t be satisfied by back room dick-sucking alone. While I hate to go all “soft” on all of you, I’d like to enlist the help of up-and-coming Australian […]
Manhunt member ut0pia2 isn’t “looking for anything in particular.” He doesn’t have to. Guys come to him! His body is just so inviting. After I “James Franco” his cock, I plan to lay my head on his lightly furry chest and nap blissfully. Nap blissfully in […]
Just like romantic comedies ruin love for all of us, gay porn can put unrealistic expectations into our brains about real-life sexual fantasies. The classic, somewhat cliché pizza guy schtick is the type of thing we all wish could happen to us—“I didn’t order extra […]
Hooker, just come out already! There’s a new interview with James Franco in Details about his upcoming flick Spring Breakers. In the movie, the actor has a scene where he gobbles a pistol the long way. By the way, this isn’t Jimmy Franks first time […]
Dear Andrew Christian models Colby Melvin and Brandon Brown, I love you both with all my heart (and my penis), but you have gone too far with your new video “Special Delivery“. Here is a list of things you do together in the clip, which […]
Sometimes you want ten inches of dick all up in your face. Other times? You just want to look at pictures of a hot actor getting his snuggle on with some adorable puppies!!! You might recognize Nico Tortorella as Jacob Wells (aka Will Wilson) from Fox’s […]
Stop being a pussy, grow some balls and start listening to HAIM already. Seriously, what the fuck are you waiting for? A handwritten invitation from the Queen Elizabeth II, specifically telling you to jump on the bandwagon? You might as well just give up and […]
Pardon me while I squee. Colby Keller is the only porn star and sex blogger I know who can talk leather sex and still look as adorable as humanly possible. Check out Colby’s tips for a leather starter kit, from armbands to assless chaps. And […]
HALF OFF! This post is like one of those fascinating 3 AM infomercials where a man with a faux-Australian accent (you know that ho is really from Jersey) demonstrates shady-looking kitchenware that performs “miracles” of slicing, straining, or baking! Except it’s beneficial to you! Because […]
Nick Hundley is a catcher for the San Diego Padres, and you’re about to see his butt! Okay, so technically you won’t get a glimpse of any actual skin (a la Joel Dreessen), but this candid locker room footage gives you a nice idea about […]
