The Oscars are coming up on Sunday, which is the kind of thing that I normally get at least a little bit excited about. This year it’s proving kind of difficult, though! Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is for some reason hosting, and most […]
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Here’s How The Male Models of ANTM Performed In Their First Photo Shoot
Yesterday, we posted the first few polaroids of the male contestants for Cycle 20 of America’s Next Top Model, and a composite of your responses would sound something like—“They are all sort of terrifying, with the major exception of Don.” Well, get ready to (maybe) […]
Celebrity Skin: Stephen Amell’s Butt
Every single gay man on the internet (all of them!) was abuzz this week when they realized that Arrow star Stephen Amell did a nude scene for a 2005 episode of Dante’s Cove… To which we say, where the fuck have you been for the past […]
Flashback Friday: Steve Kelso (II)
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered right here in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was […]
Brendan Maclean: “Stupid”
Now that we’re a healthy week’s distance from Valentine’s Day, it seems like the perfect time to put down the cans of frosting at 2AM and attempt to transfer focus to a less physically detrimental form of therapy. Namely, musical. Remember last year, when Australian […]
Quickie: Sebastian Lysén
Lest you think that I am only capable of writing about beefy beardos and dom daddy types, I present to you one of the hottest faces I have seen so far in my three hours of staring at men on the internet this morning. His […]
Meet The Male Models of ANTM: Cycle 20
You might have heard that, this cycle on America’s Next Top Model, the insane egomaniac known as Tyra Banks will be allowing men to enter the competition. A few simple polaroids were just uploaded to the show’s Facebook page, and the selected contestants (with the […]
Hot Flash: Brief Encounters
What does a guy pissing at a trough urinal have in common with a shirtless cub in confetti glasses, a Polaroid of a naked fisherman, instant camera shots of frat boys posing, two guys kissing while one is hanging upside-down from a swing or a […]
Celebrity Skin: James Wells
If you’ve been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. […]
Matt Cardle: “Lately”
Matt Cardle is half-naked in the music video for his new song “Lately”. This would be much more exciting if I could tolerate Cardle’s falsetto and overly schmaltzy songwriting, but whatever! He’s vaguely famous on the other side of the pond, and we never turn […]











