This is great! The Sun in the UK thought it would be fun to re-shoot mens’ underwear ads with “real men”. And I gotta say, I think the real dudes are hotter. Reality occasionally trumps fantasy. Maybe it’s because they’re attainable? Or it’s because the […]
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Celebrity Skin: Christopher Meloni’s Dick, Ass & Gay Sex Scenes
I’m not concerned that these screen shots of Christopher Meloni naked and kissing dudes are “old news” by now. Celebrity Skin is celebrity skin no matter what year it happened, and I’ll be the first one to confess that I’ve jerked off to pics of […]
Have You Ever: Done It In The Middle of The Woods?
Years ago, I started chatting with a guy in South Carolina on Manhunt for reasons I can’t particularly remember. He would often try to convince me to come and visit his humble abode, which was located on a not-so-humble amount of property. We’d talk for […]
If Solange Knowles Had A Dick, I Would Deepthroat It FOREVER!
My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]
Sesame Street & Manhunt: Together At Last
Season 44 of Sesame Street launched on Monday, so the ever-alluring Henry Cavill stopped by to talk with Elmo about the word “Respect” (and to teach some respect to the Big Bad Wolf). Isn’t that charming? I mean, there’s something there for everyone; references to […]
Meet The Men of The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calendar
Stop everything you’re doing! I just had a feeling. Even a professional smut peddler like me can’t help getting emotional over the brave men and women who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect others. The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calender is, indeed, full […]
Scott Reeves: The Day I Dreamed I Was A Cigar
Picture it, somewhere over the California coast, 1985, Clint Eastwood and flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves join the mile high club. Little do they know, they’ve taken part in a miracle of epic proportions. Just nine months later, Scott Reeves is born. Blah, blah, blah. Fast […]
Help Me Escape The Human Race
If you’re a fan of Robyn‘s “crying on the dance floor” brand of electro-pop, then there’s a very good chance you’ll enjoy Margaret Berger‘s new single “Human Race”. The 2004 Norwegian Idol runner-up, straight ally and fourth place finisher at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has […]
Quickie: David John Craig
I’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s my job to objectify men on a daily basis and say things about them I’d never say to their faces (unless they were naked and clearly interested in having sex with me). Every now and then, […]
Don’t Do This: Assume That Everything Is Okay Because You’re Somewhere Else
There are many assurances we make to ourselves: “being gay is great, because we can get married or have a thriving queer community”; “I’m HIV-negative and therefore I am ‘clean’ unlike those POZ guys—sucks to be them!”; and “working out is important because it means […]











