Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
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Yup! You Can Unlock Your iPhone 5s With Your Penis.
The new fingerprint identity sensor on the iPhone 5s has been put to some strange uses since the device’s release. Throughout the world, tech nerds have watched in amazement as individuals unlocked their phones with the power of their nipples or a cat’s paw, as […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Bottoms of Bodybuilder Zeb Atlas
You either “get” Zeb Atlas or you don’t. There isn’t much of a grey area here. Some of us look at him and fantasize about how hot it’d be to be dominated by such a gigantic, powerhouse bodybuilder. The remaining few glance over and think […]
The Burgess Brothers Come Out Of The Ocean Like Sexy Sea Gods
This makes me rethink my dislike of sand in my crevices. Australian pro rugby star George Burgess was denuded in public via some sext pics this past summer. While researching Georgie Boy and his dick-stiffening bod to write that post, we were wowed by his […]
This Guy’s On Manhunt?!?
It’s a question we get a lot. Why would a stunningly gorgeous dude with a heavenly body like _BoBo_ need a Manhunt profile? Doesn’t he just have cocks and asses being thrown at him left and right? Cynical bitches! There could be A MILLION reasons […]
Zach Galifianakis Spanks Justin Bieber In New Bear/Twink S&M Porn
You should watch the latest episode of Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis just because it’s hysterical, and it might actually make you loathe Justin Bieber a little less. It turns out that he has a sense of humor about himself (Zach: “When you’re in […]
Madonna Wants to Start a Revolution. Come On, You Guys. Why Won’t You Let Her?
Here’s what Madonna is up to at the moment. It’s her film collaborative project with Steven Klein called secretprojectrevolution. “My goal is to show by the example of secretprojectrevolution my creative commitment to inspire change in the world through artistic expression,” Madonna said, describing it. […]
Celebrity Skin: Jude Law’s Butt In “Dom Hemingway”
Remember how excited I was about those pictures of Jude Law with weird facial hair, looking all doughy and hot in a pair of short yellow swim trunks? They were likely taken when he was filming Dom Hemingway. The flick, which premiered earlier this month […]
Enrique Iglesias Finally Gave Me His Huge DICK!
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! When Enrique Iglesias called me up a month after I finger-fucked his tight MAN PUSSY, I was super turnt up at the prospect of that big hard DICK twerking with my tonsils and slamming me up the ASS. He told […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Boys of Randy Blue
For me, this is an impossible decision. You’ve got Liam Henson (pictured above) with his delicious low hangers, Louis Lee with that round bubble butt and Anton Rivera with a chiseled torso that most men would kill for. Every time I think I’m leaning toward […]











