This headline won’t win me a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, but it’s an accurate statement regarding what just happened to my penis a few minutes ago. I stumbled upon these photos of DJ David Picard on Sissydude, and after an initial twitch of approval from […]
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THIS JUST IN: Jay Bentley Is Still Very Beautiful
Everyone can’t stop talking about the ugly couch in the new Titan flick Worked Over, but um, can we please redirect our attention to more important matters? Jay Bentley is fucking beautiful and utterly flawless in every way imaginable. Even though he’s yet to provide us […]
Daddy Do: Dress Well, Probably Get Laid
There are no fashion rules. You can wear whatever you want, and sometimes you’ll look like a mess. You want to wear a disgusting pair of distressed jeans with embellished back pockets? You go right ahead. Not your thing? Well, how ‘bout just completely emblazoning […]
Celebrity Skin: Leonardo DiCaprio Naked In “The Wolf of Wall Street”
A question for all the cinephiles out there! Did Leonardo DiCaprio deserve his Golden Globe win for The Wolf of Wall Street? I’m asking solely out of curiosity, because I’ve heard conflicting opinions about the film as a whole and, beyond that, all I know […]
“I’m A Straight Guy With A Cock Fetish”
Quote of the week? Soga80 is a self-proclaimed “basic bi guy” who stands at 6’2″ and weighs in at 240 pounds. If you’ve got a big cock and feel an urge to travel to Montpelier, Ohio, then I would highly recommend bending him over on […]
The Locker Room: Hot Winter Olympians 2014
Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
Exclusive Interview With Gay Porn Model Jay Landford
You’ve heard of the come-hither look, right? Well, Jay Landford has patented the come-fuck-me look. But don’t let that distract you! Gaze down at those hard, furry pecs. Slowly make your way to his uncut cock. Try not to stare too hard at his smooth […]
Guy From Sexist Douche Ad Is Hot
The other Mr. Harvey and I were watching a Golden Girls rerun when this ad popped up with the above dude playing a husband in the shower. His wife informs him that he’s lathering with the new Summer’s Eve shower gel. For those of you […]
This Man Has An Incredible Penis.
Not to be melodramatic or anything, but it is murdering every inch of my soul (with a chainsaw) that I can’t show you pictures of this man’s incredible penis. I just spent the past ten minutes drooling at the thick, long and veiny wonder in […]
Hot or Not: Wrestling
You got a taste of some wrestling action earlier today with Bryce and Randy‘s new clip for Sean Cody. The combination of that clip and a singlet-clad romp on another site inspired me to revisit this topic in our Hot or Not series. The question […]











