The gay blogosphere* has been going apeshit over The Magnetic Fields‘ new single “Andrew In Drag”. Our pals at OMG Blog have designated it one of the indie band’s “most flamboyantly gay songs yet”, though we’ve neglected to post it until now because… Hmm, how […]
Category: Music
Secret Sex: Big Dipper
Now I understand how the rest of you feel about Cazwell! For those of you who aren’t in the know, Big Dipper is a new(ish) queer rapper who’s hairy, chubby and gives me an immense boner. His music isn’t technically good by my usual standards, […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Shears
Scissor Sisters frontman Jake Shears kicks promotion for the group’s forthcoming album into overdrive by doing what he was born to do—posing naked for publicity. While there certainly isn’t anything wrong with this (Shears has an ass to die for), can we get some slutty […]
Kylie Minogue’s Dancers Are The Expected Level Of Hot
DNA did a spread on Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite Live 2011 tour dancers, and they were totally dumpy Barcalounger cowboys. PSYCH! They were all sexy as fuck. Kylie’s basically a ‘mo in a lady body so she knows how to pick em’. If this post didn’t […]
Scissor Sisters Switch It Up With “Shady Love”
Scissor Sisters are back with a new single (“Shady Love”), a new contributor (hot young rapper Azealia Banks aka “Krystal Pepsy”) and a new sound. Unfortunately, Jake Shears (he of the fantastic Nasty Pig jockstrap pics), Ana Matronic and (most importantly) Babydaddy are nowhere to […]
Can We Please Stop Everything & Talk About That Time Snoop Dogg Randomly Appeared On The Price Is Right?
This is going to be one of those instances where you question my sanity and say things like, “That was a complete waste of a post!” Well, I have news for you, my overly-concerned friend! It took no more than five minutes to write this […]
Count Down To The New Year With Andrew Christian
As a follow-up to their boner-inducing Christmas video, the folks at Andrew Christian have filmed an explosive New Year’s Eve clip set to Cazwell and Peaches almost-good-but-mostly-embarrassing-for-everyone-involved track “Unzip Me”. We say “explosive” in the sense that there are literally substances erupting all over these […]
Robbie Williams Will Let You Stick It In His Butt
I will never get tired of posting this picture of Robbie Williams. The UK pop singer previously dropped his pants for a modest sum of twenty pounds (a little under forty US dollars). Of course, everyone knows it’s not that difficult to get him naked! […]
Aural Fixation Special Edition: DJ Earworm
Every year, DJ Earworm gathers up every pop song that hit it big and melds them into one POP OPUS! Here’s his “United States of Pop for 2011 (World Go Boom)”. I haven’t been able to stop playing this in my cubicle, which is bizarre […]
Aural Fixation: Which Song Should Be Playing In The Background When I Make A Sex Tape With Conner Habib?
Rumor has it that J. Harvey and I will be attending the 2012 Cybersocket Web Awards. Though we can’t be sure we’ll return with a phallic glass trophy that we can hold next to our penises, we’re going to try our best to awkwardly interact […]

