Today in unlikely collaborations that somehow work, we have a brand new duet from soul legend Bobby Womack and indie songstress Lana Del Rey. Womack, who turned 68 earlier this year, will be releasing his new album The Bravest Man in the Universe on June […]
Category: Music
Kylie Minogue Is A “Timebomb”
I sound like a corny bitch, but Kylie Minogue’s tracks always fill me with bouncy homosexual joy. It’s Memorial Day Weekend, and she’s got a new song. Party. This is “Timebomb”. It ain’t deep, but you’ll shake your ass. She’s just every kind of adorable. […]
Andrew Doriane: “My Leather Pipe”
Your body is not ready for this! Pop star and international sex symbol Andrew Doriane, known primarily for the viral video experience known as “She’s Like Gay”, has returned to the scene with his new smash single “My Leather Pipe”. The chorus alone is enough […]
Yung Life: “Isn’t This”
If this were around 2006, you might assume that Yung Life‘s a shitty new rapper, trying to capitalize on the success of Yung Joc‘s “It’s Goin’ Down” by dropping the “o” from his stage name. You might have been right back then. But today, in […]
Gossip: “Move In The Right Direction”
“Move In The Right Direction” is the undeniable standout track on Gossip‘s fifth studio album A Joyful Noise. While it’s not necessarily lead singer Beth Ditto‘s strongest vocal performance, she still puts in enough chops to keep this inspirational dance jam moving in, well, the […]
Coco Morier: “Ambulance”
Coco Morier sounds like Bats for Lashes. Coco Morier also acted as co-writer for Britney Spears‘ “How I Roll” and Sky Ferreira‘s “99 Tears”, two of my favorite pop tracks from the past few years. This combination simultaneously makes all the sense in the world and […]
Why?
The boys of One Direction have close to zero sex appeal for me. The music of One Direction has close to zero appeal for me. Yet, with that said, I consistently see grown men dorking out about these five singing, dancing twinks from the other side […]
TV Girl: “Loud and Clear”
What’s the best part about TV Girl‘s (sort of) new mixtape The Wild, The Innocent, The TV Shuffle? Duh, the free activity book that comes with each download! As for the second best part? I’d have to go with track eight, “Loud and Clear”. For […]
Donna Summer Passed Away
Someone has left my cake out in the rain, because Donna Summer is no longer with us. She worked hard for that money! So hard for it, honey. Sorry – I’m typing these as fast as I can before everyone else gets as cheesy. Donna […]
The Eversons: “Could It Ever Get Better?”
Okay. What’s the best way to describe Wellington-based band The Eversons? I suppose you could call them a “more fun version of Pavement“, but that’s assuming the people you’re talking to are familiar with Pavement. I make no assumptions of that sort, considering I didn’t […]