It’s Andrew Doriane, BITCHES! The pop star and international sex symbol just unleashed the music video for his highly-anticipated new single “Juman”, and local meteorologists state that you should grab an umbrella before leaving the house, due to the uncontrollable jizz showers Doriane’s thighs have caused. […]
Category: Music
Nelly Furtado: “Parking Lot”
Today has been a huge week for pop music. Carly Rae Jepsen‘s relentless massacre of catchiness (otherwise known as the album Kiss) has finally arrived to make up for the omnipresence of “Call Me Maybe” and prove, once and for all, that she’s not a […]
We Need To Get Out More: Check Out Some Hot-Ass DJs
That’s DJ Tristan Jaxx. You might know him better by his porn alias – Tristan Jaxx. And we thought Diplo looked good. Check out some of the DJs competing to win in Coors Lights’ “Coldest” DJ contest . I tend to get laughed at when […]
Ben Folds Five: “Do It Anyway”
“There are times you’ll love the cover, and that’s precisely why you’ll love the book,” sings Ben Folds on the newly-reunited Ben Folds Five‘s single “Do It Anyway”. Now, if the music video were to be considered the “cover” of the “book”, then I should […]
Natalia Kills: “Controversy”
To drink the Kool-Aid or not to drink the Kool-Aid. That is the question posed by Natalia Kills new buzz track “Controversy”. Aurally, it’s quite a departure from the dark-pop star’s debut album Perfectionist, sounding more like a Peaches outtake than anything else. While it’s […]
Pet Shop Boys: “Leaving”
What’s that you say? You haven’t grabbed a copy of Pet Shop Boys‘ Elysium? Well, what are you waiting for, you big jerk? After teasing us with buzz track “Invisible” and busting out the best music video ever for “Winner”, the legendary electro-pop duo finally released their […]
Robbie Williams: “Candy”
Robbie Williams will always be attractive to me (much like Talking Heads frontman David Byrne). At 38 years old, the English pop singer is going gray with grace, and he’s the type of man who’ll be handsome whether he’s 25, 35, 45, 55, 65, 75, […]
Kristine W: “Everything That I Got”
For some reason, I got it lodged in my brain that Kristine W‘s upcoming album is called New Number Ones. My initial reaction was, “Wow! Only Kristine W would have the audacity to just assume every song she makes will become a number one hit.” […]
Houndmouth: “Penitentiary”
Do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because they’re a good band? Or do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because I want to jizz on their drummer’s beard? These are the questions I have to ask myself! If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I’m thinking it might […]
Dark Dark Dark: Who Needs Who
We haven’t written a proper album review in nearly two years. Considering how rusty I am, the best I can say of Dark Dark Dark‘s Who Needs Who is that it’s “really good”. The album, largely, finds inspiration from emotional tension within the band. While […]