In an attempt to make you care about his annoyingly-titled fourth (?) studio album #willpower, dance-hop “artist” will.i.am has enlisted the help of Britney Spears for his latest single “Scream & Shout”. Depending on who you ask, this is either the third, fourth or fifth […]
Category: Music
Hot Chip: “Don’t Deny Your Love”
The last time I posted about Hot Chip, it was out of pure admiration for their music and the way it made me feel in my genital area. As for today? I’m posting about Hot Chip because their latest video features a gigantic, trippy, computerized […]
JoJo: “We Get By”
JoJo instantaneously shed her former teen-pop affiliations on “Marvin’s Room“. In her own flipped rendition of the moody Drake single, the “Leave (Get Out)” singer tackles some very intense emotions and some very adult lyrics like, “Fuck that new girl that’s been in your bed, and when […]
Cher And Cher Alike: “Woman’s World”
You’re not actually a woman (although some of you may think you’ve got a bit more of the lady in than some of your fellow man), but you’re still allowed to co-opt this as your new power anthem. Cher’s got a new single called “Woman’s […]
Postiljonen: “How Will I Know/All That We Had Is Lost”
Postiljonen are a Swedish group who I suppose are classified as “dream-pop”. This is the sort of fake, post-blog genre that annoys me on principle, despite my appreciation for dreams, pop and coming up with obnoxious names to describe stuff. The trio covered Whitney Houston‘s […]
Christina Aguilera At The American Music Awards
Full disclosure! I did not witness a single second of the 2012 American Music Awards. It wasn’t until I scrolled through my Twitter feed that I realized I need to watch Christina Aguilera‘s performance… And, holy flipping fuck, you need to watch it too. I didn’t […]
Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne: “Ice”
I’d go straight for Kelly Rowland, but like, in the gayest way possible. We’d do the usual naughty things straight people do together, then have a sleepover where we’d chat about the good ol’ days with LaTavia. It might be what our people refer to […]
Bjӧrk: “Mutual Core”
We’re entering what I like to refer to as Vespertine season; a time when my mild seasonal affective disorder kicks in, leaving me with no choice but to take solace in Bjӧrk‘s fifth studio album from 2001. Most of you are going to read that […]
Nikki Williams: “Kill, Fuck, Marry”
It’s hard to ignore a song called “Kill, Fuck, Marry”*. I’m guessing that’s what Nikki Williams and her people were thinking when they decided to release the track as her debut single… But did the attention-grabbing title pay off in the end? Yes and no. […]
Amanda Palmer: “Do It With A Rockstar”
People have very strong opinions about the latest crowd-sourced solo endeavor by Dresden Dolls vocalist Amanda Palmer. I’m not sure whether to classify my feelings on the project as ambivalence or complete indifference. In general, I fluctuate between respecting Palmer as an artist and finding […]

