Christina Bianco is one impressive-ass diva. At a recent performance at NYC’s 54 Below, she belted out a cover of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Except she wasn’t content to do it in her own voice. She did it while singing as (buckle […]
OH, ya’ll didn’t think quintuple-penetration was possible, now DID you? Well Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is here to help you get right with your life and RECOGNIZE that some of us actually know how to take a DICK! For those of you keeping score at home, […]
“Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/musician for over 10 years. Trust the artist bloggers are not critics… The fans + music scholars are the best critics because they know the artist intimately. #STOPHarassingTheArtist we are here to entertain you… #FreeTheArtist […]
That’s 19-year-old stank impresario Justin Bieber playing a joke on his Nana, according to TMZ. The story goes that this took place during Thanksgiving at his Gramma’s house in Toronto last year. Bieber thought it would be cutesy to serenade the lady au naturel with the […]
Earlier today, I posted on both Twitter and Tumblr about a “hypothetical” new television program called Celebrity Power Bottom. What I neglected to say earlier is that it already exists! The first season was filmed several months ago in my living room, but unfortunately, all […]
I just CAN’T with this Katy Perry bitch and her new single “Roar”. How is she gonna come out with some RATCHET Sara Bareilles knockoff and expect us to lap up her poon juices like we’re some sex-crazed kittens? FUCK NO! Ms. Boulangerié Knowles does […]
But isn’t her whole LIFE a homage to horror? If you’ve seen her impression of Michelle Visage, you know that’s the truth. RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Sharon Needles has a new track out (“Call Me On The Ouija Board”) and it features her dragging up […]
My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this […]
It occurred to me that I really want to have sex with Drake, shortly after reading every precious word of Dayna Evans‘ “Three Years of Gchats Trying to Convince My Best Friend to Like Drake“. Admittedly, this coincided with the release of the hip-hop star’s […]
I had NO clue what the motherfuckers from Mumford & Sons looked like until I got an e-mail from my mama and personal fashion designer Tuná Knowles. She was all like, “Boulangerié, GURL! I am popping my pussy for a pork chop to this song […]
