Have we all watched the first episode of The Onion‘s genius reality TV spoof Sex House? Though I realize it’s nowhere near as exciting as Allen Silver‘s hairy DILF taint or Broke Straight Boys‘ model Kodi struggling to suck a huge ginger cock, let’s all […]
Category: Just For Fun
Caption This: Mickey’s Dildo Gloryhole Surprise
Here is a picture of Mickey Mouse with a gigantic boner, almost as big as his entire body. He appears to be holding a firefighter’s hand? While we’re not exactly sure about the context, we do know this makes an excellent subject for today’s round […]
Woof Alert: No Strings Attached (Bear Remix)
Remember that awful Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher movie about best friends who try to become fuck buddies? Even though it had Mindy Kaling and that hot piece of ass from New Girl in it, you couldn’t have paid me to see that movie. But […]
Yesterday Was Canada Day, Here’s Some Hot Canadian Men
July 1 is the day that Canada celebrates three colonies of the British Empire uniting into one country called Canada in 1867. It’s their version of our 4th of July. Canada has many delightful exports, but the most important one is their men! Some of […]
Caption This: The Traffic Cone
Don’t look so startled! Based on his previous videos, we’re pretty sure Jessie Balboa could swallow that entire traffic cone with his butthole. For now, he’ll have to deal with another challenge—acting as the subject for this week’s round of Caption This. If you’re up […]
Porn Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
The title of this post is a blatant lie, unless you get paid to hang out in a pool and jerk people off underwater… But look! It’s a picture of Francois Sagat picking his nose while his doppelgänger Jesse Jackman watches! If you pick your […]
Fremont Solstice 2012: Body Painted Dudes On Parade
This reminds me of those tacky t-shirts from the late 80s that advertised “Co-Ed Naked (insert sport or activity here)”. It would be followed by something witty like “use your pole” if it was fishing. That wasn’t witty. Anyway, the following are pics from the […]
Caption This: Thumbs Up, Tongue Out
A beefy jock dude pulls down the back of his shorts and shows us his crack. His friend swoops into the picture, sticks out his tongue and gives us a big thumbs up. You know what that means, right? It’s time for another exciting round […]
Flashback Friday: The International Male Catalog
I’m definitely dating myself with this one, but did anyone else’s sexual awakening begin with the International Male catalog? It randomly came to our house in the mail one day when I was a kid (unless my Dad was either A) secretly gay or B) […]
Need An Alternative To The Usual “Gayborhood”?
Fiction would have you believe that all of us homotrons live in FABULOUS apartments in major cities and that we have completely GLAMOROUS jobs and we shop for ADORABLE tchotchkes in the cute little shops in our EXCLUSIVE gayborhoods. It’s kind of like how we […]