Dave Matthews Band just released their new, ridiculously titled album Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King earlier this week. What better way to celebrate then discussing my shame over wanting to fuck the hell out of the lead singer? While last week's
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B-I-N-G-O, Lawsuit Time For Bruno
Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued after allegedly attacking a woman (as Bruno) during a 2007 charity bingo game for the elderly. Though some previous lawsuits against the comedian have been connected to fairly harmless acts, this one seems kind of serious. After tussling with Cohen […]
Hey Guys, Taylor Lautner Is Seventeen Years-Old
You know that guy from Twilight whose been all blogs? No, not Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz. The other one… you know, the hot werewolf. What's his name again? Taylor Lautner? Mmm, it's like he's tailor-made to sex me up. Wait, what? He's SEVENTEEN? Fuck. Now we […]
Jim Carrey Is Gay For Robert Pattinson
The Eminem–Bruno fight over him with Ryan Reynolds. The hottie actor previously referenced the Twilight star, stating, "Look, I'm not gay–but I'm thinking about it." Geez, who wouldn't go gay for this guy? – Dewitt
I Do Like Living Under Your Twilight
If you're the type who gets wet at the thought of Robert Pattinson and a bunch of shirtless werewolf hotties, you'll be happy to hear that the trailer for the second Twilight film debuted this weekend. You're also probably a fifteen year old girl who […]
Who Would You Rather?: Christian Bale Edition
Ever have to choose between two men? How about choosing between two of the same man? This week, we're asking who would you rather–Christian Bale as Jack Kelly in Newsies or Christian Bale as John Connor in Terminator Salvation? It's a battle of boyish good […]
Movie Review: The Girlfriend Experience
Though Steven Soderbergh's latest film features adult star Sasha Grey, don't be afraid that your eyes are going to be exposed to a screen full of titty for two hours. With that said, you shouldn't really expect much nudity at all. This may seem counterintuitive, […]
Robert Pattinson To Star In ‘Bel Ami’ Release
Have you been waiting for the day that thousands of tween girls searching for the title of the latest Robert Pattinson film would encounter gay twink porn? Well, you're in luck. The Twilight star has signed on to star in an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's […]
Chace Crawford Is The New Kevin Bacon
After Zac Efron turned down the role, Chace Crawford was considered for the lead role in an upcoming Footloose remake. Now it's officially confirmed that Chacey will be playing the part of Ren McCormack in the flick. Hopefully they'll hire the same costume designer that he […]
Closetcase Closed: Zachary Quinto And Neal Dodson Are Boning
Photos of Star Trek and Heroes hottie Zachary Quinto and his “pal” Neal Dodson have just hit the net. It’s unclear how these two actors became “friends” considering that they haven’t worked together and their only overlap is that they both appeared on Miracles (but on different episodes). Maybe they […]