Wait, a cool love story between two dudes? Well-written, well-acted, with very cute leads? And a distinct lack of gay stereotypes? Reflecting how actual gay guys live? Holy shit! I’m writing in fragments because I can barely wrap my head around the existence of Weekend. […]
Category: Film
“Magic Mike” Is Actually Going To Be Magical
Channing Tatum’s coming-of-age stripper epic, Magic Mike, could mean that a whole slew of Hollywood fuckables will be gyrating in buttfloss. Steven Soderbergh is directing the flick, which is inspired by Channing’s days as a 19-year-old dick shaker. They’ve announced a couple of new additions […]
Trailer Trash: Drive
It would appear as though Ryan Gosling’s achieved his Steve McQueen moment. There’s huge buzz on Drive, in which the formidably hot Gosling plays a getaway car driver romancing a single mom with a bad, bad boyfriend. Take a look at these posters. Don’t even […]
Secret Sex: Danny McBride
I guess I’d stick it in Danny McBride? I haven’t seen a single movie he’s been in (with the exception of Superbad), and I don’t have much interest in Eastbound & Down beyond this scene… But there are times when he looks sort of blowjob-worthy. […]
Trailer Trash: In Time
Justin Timberlake is in everything lately, and he’s not naked enough. Hopefully he loses some clothing in the dreary future of In Time. Everyone stops aging at 25, but has to keep buying more time on their lifespan. So the rich are immortal and the […]
For Your Jake Gyllenhaal In A Police Uniform Fetish Fapping…
Jake Gyllenhaal in a police uniform is all about the YES. One of our hottest actors working today, this guy can fill out an LAPD suit. Pull us over, arrest us, search us, use the cuffs – show us what you learned in the police […]
Celebrity Skin: Ashton Kutcher
Did you know there was a recent movie in which Ashton Kutcher played a professional slut and bared his asscheeks repeatedly? Yes, he’s shot the moon in most of his flicks, but in this one we got to watch it pistoning up and down as […]
Trailer Trash: Dream House
Daniel Craig is hot, but hotness doesn’t keep you from going batshit crazy. In Dream House, he’s the dad of two with the beautiful Rachel Weisz as his wifey. They’ve just moved into their…you saw the title…except the realtor apparently forgot to tell them that […]
Celebrity Skin: Bruce Willis
Let’s turn the clock way back to the year 1994. Bruce Willis was one of the reigning kings of the movie theater and he took somewhat of a left turn with Color of Night. In this godawful flick, the Die Hard star played a colorblind […]
Trailer Trash: Haywire
Haywire is an upcoming big-bad-momma-kicking-the-shit-out-of-people action flick directed by the very talented Steve Soderbergh. We selected it as this week’s “Trailer Trash” because it’s got some handsome actorness in it, including beefy wonder Channing Tatum, the foxy Michael Fassbender, and the usually nude Ewan McGregor. […]