It’s no secret that I find Jonah Hill to be blergh. There’s just something arrogant and obnoxious there. Also, he reminds me of that guy in the 70s who entertained at children’s parties dressed as clown but also had stacks of dead bodies in his […]
Category: Film
What’s Mark Ruffalo Look Like As The Hulk?
Admittedly, this is just an excuse to post more pictures of my number one celebrity crush of all time*, Mark Ruffalo (as seen in all his glory here). When news broke out that the hirsute actor wouldn’t be shaving for his role in The Avengers, […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin
If you have a penis (or if you’re George Clooney), there’s a pretty good chance you’ve fantasized about Jean Dujardin (fucking you) at some point within the past year… And we have good news for you! Before The Artist came along, the Academy Award nominee […]
At Least It’ll Be Better Than Glee?
Struck By Lightning is a really important film, because it’ll determine whether I loathe Chris Colfer or the character he plays on television. True story! I’m starting to believe Colfer might not be as awful as his TV counterpart Kurt Hummel, if not only because […]
The Only Thing You Need To See In “The Vow”
Look at this picture of Channing Tatum standing in the rain! How fucking romantic is this? Does it make you want to cry and go buy a ticket for The Vow as soon as you finish reading this post? Or does it make you want […]
Liam Hemsworth Is Wearing Clothes
Lust after Liam Hemsworth while you still can! As soon as The Hunger Games hits the silver screen, he’s going to become the next Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, and we’ll all have to fight a bunch of tweenage girls just to stare at him. […]
Three Ways Daniel Radcliffe Could Eat Your Ass
Is it wrong to write such salacious things about Daniel Radcliffe, after everything he’s done for the LGBT community? If the answer to that question is “yes”, then I apologize for offending your frail, sensitive soul. However, if you’d like to join me in objectifying […]
Maximilian Brückner: Best Butt In The World?
Before anyone goes chopping our heads off, it should be clarified that we don’t think Maximilian Brückner has the best butt in the world. Granted, it’s a very nice butt! Don’t get us wrong! It’s just that, well, we tend to prefer things a bit […]
Matt Bomer Is Officially Out Of The Closet
Nice. Matt Bomer is the hot guy on USA’s White Collar. He will also be running around wearing buttfloss in that Magic Mike film we keep posting about cuz’ we’re hoping for a Joe Manganiello cock shot. Â Joe just reads like he’s swinging low, doesn’t […]
Admit It: They Would Be A Really Cute Couple
Here’s a picture of Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin snuggling with fellow Oscar nominee George Clooney. It’s kind of hot if you’re into salt-and-pepper Hollywood sluts, and let’s be honest—is there anything that I’m into more than that? No! The answer is “no”. I’m still trying […]