ITEM – Another non-story, but I get a gold star from Management whenever I post shirtless pics of hot celebrities. Here’s James Marsden of….he’s in a bunch of stuff but never really top billing…fame enjoying a day at the beach. He’s got a nice upper […]
Category: Film
The “Magic Mike” Trailer: Now With Ass!
I know, it’s actually starting to get annoying how Magic Mike is just turning into a big ole’ tease. You know what’s going to happen, right? There’s not going to be any dick. We’ll see plenty of cheeks, BUT NO DICK. The movie industry is […]
Who Would You Rather?: Tom Hardy And His Celebrity Look-A-Like Logan Marshall-Green
Logan Marshall-Green is in the Alien prequel Prometheus. I heard it was pretty good, but also there’s a lot of things exploding into gross goo everywhere. That’s not the kind of goo that I want to see shot into Logan’s face if you get what […]
“Big Dick Richie” Strokes His Ax At MTV Awards
Magic Mike continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. The MTV Movie Awards were slightly watchable. Not only did they show some new footage from The Dark Knight Rises (CAN’T WAIT), but Joe Manganiello came out as his stripper character, firefighter Big Dick […]
Les Misérables: Are You Excited For This Mess?
I have no intention of seeing Les Misérables in theaters, because it doesn’t involve Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. It’s common knowledge that Jackman’s at his sexiest when he’s playing the clawed mutant, and he certainly isn’t at his sexiest when he’s playing this Jean Valjean […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin As Young Tommy Lee Jones
It’s no secret that I feel the world needed a Men In Black 3 about as much as we needed Al Qaeda. Also, this horror knocked The Avengers off the top of the box office charts this weekend and they are beloved to me so […]
Will Smith Would Prefer To Keep His Kissing Of Dudes On The DL
I kid. Will Smith is totally straight. *crickets*. Actually, I might also smack a bitch if they thrust their lips on me without permission. Unless it was Vinny Castillo. He can do whatever he wants with me, and then not use a coaster when he […]
Everyone Is Gay.
Have you ever been curious about which ol’ school Hollywood actors preferred the company of other men? Well, you’re in luck! An ONTD reader was kind enough to read Scotty Bowers‘ Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars […]
We’ll Stop Writing About “Magic Mike” When The Cast Stops Being Hot
Blah blah blah Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and Matthew McConaughey in a movie about male strippers blah blah blah. You whores know the drill. Magic Mike is on the way, and EW just dropped two covers and a slew of pics from their […]
Oddly Arousing Pic of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Butt Cheeks Is Also Oddly Arousing In A Shameful Sort of Way
What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious juicebox, and now I’m getting a boner from this picture of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s butt? This is not okay! Someone needs to take my dick […]