Not loving the beard, Tommy. The third and final Christopher Nolan-directed Batman flick comes out this week. You non-nerdy types who could give a shit about movies and stuff are probably bald from ripping your hair out in irritation over the media blitz. No one […]
Category: Film
Welcome To The Trailer For My New Favorite Movie
So…I’ve watched Paris Is Burning like 9 jillion times. It’s fierce all over and “fierce” is an overused word from 1998 but it just applies. And then after I watch Paris, I am required to go and delight in watching YouTube vogue battles. I could […]
Hollywood Sucks: They’re Remaking “Baby Jane”
Writer/director Walter Hill is remaking Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?. “Y’ar in that chair, Blanche! Y’ar!” Someone write something original! Jesus, there’s like 3,000,000 original screenplays floating around out there that are probably worth making and we keep cloning the same shit over and over […]
Who Would You Rather?: Patrick Schwarzenegger & Taylor Lautner
Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
Woof Alert: No Strings Attached (Bear Remix)
Remember that awful Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher movie about best friends who try to become fuck buddies? Even though it had Mindy Kaling and that hot piece of ass from New Girl in it, you couldn’t have paid me to see that movie. But […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin’s Gay Sex Scene
Today I learned about a movie where Jean Dujardin gets fucked up the ass. Shortly after filming The Artist, the oh-so-dreamy Academy Award winner appeared in Les infidèles, a French comedy that caused quite a controversy (and buzz) with its racy posters. Though it was […]
Would You Hit That?: Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson is the 22-year-old British actor who played Kick-Ass, and he’s also in a slew of upcoming movies (like Oliver Stone’s Savages which comes out this summer). He strikes me as interesting for two reasons: A) He just married the mother of his two […]
Britney Spears Is An Evil Bitch From Satanland
No, really – she’s not. It’s a reality show and who gives a fuck that she couldn’t throw a former duet partner a bone? None of this is real. Or rather – none of this is important. But it’s Britney, and there was a homo […]
Celebrity Skin: Even Better Shots Of Michael Fassbender’s Cock In “Shame”
It’s kind of a shame that Shame has become sort of the Holy Grail of full frontal cock shots for the aughts. Mainly because it’s a serious and disturbing look at sex addiction, yet we treat it like softcore gay porn. We’re awful, terrible people. […]