Get ready to feel old, ’80s kids! Actress Molly Ringwald—star of the John Hughes classics Sixteen Candles, Pretty In Pink and The Breakfast Club—turned 44 years-old today. One of our favorite soon-to-breakout musicians, DaQuan of Sgt. Sass, is celebrating the occasion with an early release […]
Category: Film
James Franco Lets Us Know That He Has No Gag Reflex
Hooker, just come out already! There’s a new interview with James Franco in Details about his upcoming flick Spring Breakers. In the movie, the actor has a scene where he gobbles a pistol the long way. By the way, this isn’t Jimmy Franks first time […]
Celebrity Skin: James Franco’s Butt
Am I wrong that it’s almost anticlimactic to see James Franco‘s butt? The 34 year-old actor isn’t exactly shy about anything! He’ll openly discuss his sexuality. He’ll openly make us question said sexuality when he does weird lip sync videos to Justin Bieber‘s “Boyfriend“… And, […]
Zach Quinto And Billy Eichner: Every Celebrity Should Have To Do This
My admiration for Zachary Quinto grows daily. He’s a good actor, openly gay, and he seems like a down-to-earth guy in every interview I’ve seen with him. Zach consented to accompanying flailingly gay comedian Billy Eichner on one of his panicked man-on-the-street question barrages in […]
Just Let James Franco Be A Human, Damnit!
As far as I’m concerned, James Franco is so obsessed with gay people that he must be straight. It never even occurred to me there’d be “rumors” about his sexuality, because I thought the world had a common understanding that he’s just a dude who’s […]
Watch “Yeti: A Gay Love Story” In Its Entirety!
As a man who champions such fine strange films as Hobo With A Shotgun and Killer Klowns From Outer Space, I was shocked that I had never heard of the 2006 flick Yeti: A Gay Love Story. It just magically showed up while I was […]
Another Spit & Stuff Would Be Nice.
It seems like only yesterday I pitched a tent over the news that Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal were going to be fucking in a rustic tent playing gay cowboys. The flick was Brokeback Mountain and that was, well, that was close to 10 years ago, fellas. […]
If James Franco Weren’t Hot, He’d Be Highly Annoying
James Franco is the hot piece of ass actor who is very “arty” and always involved in “arty” side projects. More power to him, but how come he can’t be naked in them? At least his little brother Dave Franco makes sure his sidework is […]
Would You Hit That?: Balding Mark Ruffalo
Next year, the 45 year-old sex god known as Mark Ruffalo will be starring alongside Steve Carell and Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher, a film with a plot so depressing that I don’t feel like telling you about it. This is what the make-up artists did to […]
Oh Hey, Here Are The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations…
It’s that time of the year when I feel like a douche-hat for never getting out to the movies! While I could follow the Grammy nominations on a basic level, the 2013 Golden Globe nominees read like a list of things I’d care about if […]






