A young, naked man (with an especially nice butt) stands in front of his fridge. He looks forward whilst holding a bunch of bananas in front of him. Tragically, nobody is fucking him as he lurks in his kitchen looking for a snack… But I […]
Category: Caption This
Caption This: Hot Guy & Hot Dog
This is pretty self-explanatory, right? An attractive, dark-haired man holds up a fork with a hot dog on it, and consequently, we all imagine that he’s putting our dicks in his mouth. Actually, it might be a sausage or something else altogether. I’m not well-versed […]
Caption This: Before & After (The Cum Shot)
For today’s round of Caption This, we’ve got a diptych featuring two views of the same young man. The first panel shows him right before he’s about to take a hot load of cum all over his face. The second shows him with a thick […]
Caption This: Blowjob Behind The Fridge
A horny young man drops his shorts in the refrigerator section of his local Sears. His pal drops to his knees and mimes (?) sucking his cock. Presumably, a third friend snaps a picture of their public affection, and we couldn’t resist using it for […]
Caption This: Beer With Buddies
Three naked college boys sit on a bed, each holding a beer in his hand. The one in the middle hoists his ankles into the air and pretends (?) to shove the glass bottle up his ass. His two pals laugh and attempt to cover […]
Caption This: Bones
Have you ever made out with a skeleton? Issac Jones has! The French gay porn star was recently spotted on the set of Butch Dixon canoodling with a boney fellow, when he should have been fucking his fuzzy costar Aaron Steel. Does this mean Issac Jones […]
Caption This: The Morning After
A slim, blond twink is passed out on a table, surrounded by empty bottles and cans. His skinny jeans are pulled down just enough for you to feast your eyes on his smooth young ass. A glass bottle sticks out between his cheeks, and he […]
Caption This: Darts & Hot Butts
In this lovely black and white shot, two men with especially perky asses play a game of darts with their pants around their ankles. Why are they half-naked? Why aren’t they fucking one another? Who’s winning the game? There’s only one person who can answer […]
Caption This: The Garage
After last weekend‘s tepid round of Caption This, we were informed by one of our most beloved readers that we need to step up our game. How’s this one? A hot dude who vaguely resembles (and might be) Benjamin Godfre drops his shorts in the […]
Caption This: The Bulge In Your Face
A man with a thick, fur-coated barrel chest wears nothing but a ratty baseball cap and a pair of white briefs. He thrusts his bulge toward the camera, inviting the viewer to contemplate what’s lurking beneath that thin-layer of fabric. The viewer might also contemplate […]