This week I was really psyched to pick up the new issue of HomoCats, a zine by Brooklyn-based artist J. Morrison. True to its title, the issue combines queer slogans with pictures of adorable cats pulled from the internet. Printed on brightly-colored xerox paper, each […]
Category: Internet
Caption This: The Cowboy Hat
This one’s pretty simple! A college frat boy reclines outdoors with his arms behind his head, showing off his hairy pits and spreading his legs wide open in a pair of short orange swim trunks. A cowboy hat rests over his crotch, begging us to […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot Cowboys
Do you remember that brief moment in the 90s (maybe right before trucker hats) when hot guys were wearing cowboy hats? It was usually douchebags, but they were HOT douchebags. Something about a sexy fucker in a ten-gallon is so very masculine. Yes, it’s cheesy, […]
Caption This: Naked Bro With A Whole Lot of Wood
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap, a scruffy bro-dude stands next to a large stack of wood, piled up in the style of the game Jenga. He holds a beer bottle in front of his junk, and presumably, he had a few other beers before […]
Caption This: Butt Out The Window
Here’s a picture of guy sticking his butt out of the back window of a car, while his pal crouches down and mimes licking his hole. We had a similar, albeit reversed image used for our Caption This competition back in April, but hell, I […]
Taken From Tumblr: Hot Guys With Pets
Stop rolling your eyes. When a hot guy is cuddling with a cute animal it creates a delightful mix of lust and “aww” within you. It’s almost too much. It’s overpowering. Just be sure to leave the puppy outside when you fuck. There is nothing […]
Taken From Tumblr: Cumshots
Stand back, boys, cuz’ thar he blows! This post is for those of you who relish the moment of completion. It’s for you dudes who love when the party turns into a cum fiesta. If you’re the guy who just wants to be the center […]
Caption This: Bros & Blowjobs At A Frat House Barbecue
A college boy tosses a football across a yard. To his left, his cute, blond fraternity brother eats some potato chips. Next to him, another guy sticks his hands in his pockets and contemplates a near-empty bag of Doritos… Oh, but what’s that in the […]
Caption This: Sweet & Saucy Dick
A hairy man with a long, uncut cock drips caramel sauce down his shaft. Is somebody going to lick it off, or does he have some weird fetish where he likes sticky fluids all over his penis? You can tell your own special story in […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Status Alert
Have you ever used an escort? I haven’t. I don’t think I have. Wait, if you ply someone by buying several rounds of drinks and then you end up fucking, is that using an escort? In his last video of 2013, Colby Keller explains how […]











