Locker room showoffs are my favorite because in the moment, you’re never sure exactly what’s going on. Maybe somebody is just getting dressed really slowly, or maybe they’re trying to make sure everybody sees. Or – like this guy – maybe they’ve set up their […]
Category: Internet
Make Em Jump Off The Dick: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
We’re Still Tweaking It!
If you’ve popped into the site this week at all, you may have noticed that things don’t look quite like they have for the last six years. We’re in the middle of a total overhaul and while we’ve hit a few bumps in the road, […]
Morning Wood
Good morning, Random Tumblr Hottie. I don’t know who you are, and google image search was little help. But maybe some MHD readers can do a little puzzle solving and tell me how to learn more about you. Because if you’re hiding a dick like that […]
ICYMI: Just Starts Spilling Cum
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 25, 2016 Woke up sick as a dog this morning, just outta the blue, so it might be light posting here today. I managed to pull together half of this wrap up, then fell asleep on […]
What Kristen Bjorn is THIS?!
Because this is not what the emails I get look like. I’m just going by the watermark on these ridiculously hot gifs, that this is really from Kristen Bjorn because usually the alerts I get about KB content look like snooze-fests like this: […]
My Insides Will Never Be The Same: Best Tweets of the Week
Mostly Photos. Everybody’s sexy, though. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com […]
Drawn to You: Peacock Punks
Luscious and joy-filled illustrations of all the best parts of men (the penises). If you remember a few weeks ago, I was all star-struck that Dale Lazarov was aware I was a person and emailing me directly and stuff, and I gladly agreed to […]
ICYMI: Banged By Cool French Dude
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 18, 2016 Pretty solid week behind us. We had some birthdays, and some music swapping and today, if you’re reading this in America, it’s finally Tax Day! Which Titan has been prepping for all year! If […]
Billy Santoro is Getting Tea EVERYWHERE.
Ugh. All that tea is never gonna come out of the carpets. There’s been some light drama on the twitters this last week or so about Billy Santoro which I have been doing everything in my power to steer away from (if you’re interested, […]











