Which is weirder? This picture of an old lady with a dildo that’s practically the size of her body hanging from her fishing pole? Or the fact that I Googled “dildo fishing” and wound up playing five rounds of this game, solely because I was […]
There are still a few hours left before we give out a FREE YEAR to gay porn “reality” site Fraternity X, officially putting an end to our Cup-A-Dick Challenge. Surprisingly, there were no submissions as of Friday afternoon, so if you’ve got a red solo […]
Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing […]
This one’s pretty simple! A college frat boy reclines outdoors with his arms behind his head, showing off his hairy pits and spreading his legs wide open in a pair of short orange swim trunks. A cowboy hat rests over his crotch, begging us to […]
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap, a scruffy bro-dude stands next to a large stack of wood, piled up in the style of the game Jenga. He holds a beer bottle in front of his junk, and presumably, he had a few other beers before […]
Here’s a picture of guy sticking his butt out of the back window of a car, while his pal crouches down and mimes licking his hole. We had a similar, albeit reversed image used for our Caption This competition back in April, but hell, I […]
A college boy tosses a football across a yard. To his left, his cute, blond fraternity brother eats some potato chips. Next to him, another guy sticks his hands in his pockets and contemplates a near-empty bag of Doritos… Oh, but what’s that in the […]
A hairy man with a long, uncut cock drips caramel sauce down his shaft. Is somebody going to lick it off, or does he have some weird fetish where he likes sticky fluids all over his penis? You can tell your own special story in […]
What’s there to explain here? Some guy’s shoveling snow in the buff, looking back at us as the cold winter air blows against his bum. Outdoor nudity is usually a surefire way to get featured in our Caption This series, and that’s even more true […]
This cute guy decided to whip out his hard cock on the train. There are at least two people sitting across from him, so we have the sneaking suspicion that this might be Photoshopped… But, uh, who cares either way? It should make for an […]
