This cute guy decided to whip out his hard cock on the train. There are at least two people sitting across from him, so we have the sneaking suspicion that this might be Photoshopped… But, uh, who cares either way? It should make for an excellent round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
For obvious reasons, we had to go with Keith for this round.
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Next stop, that cock!
Attn: passengers, please make sure you’re holding on to something firm at all times while train is moving.
Looks fake.
I’m going to Poundtown, so all aboard the Pain Train!
Oh, I thought you said take out your dick, not tick-et
I’m pretty sure that it’s a paste job – what you can see of the jeans near the crotch doesn’t look like the front of the jeans are open or pulled down.
Mind the cock.
I definitely agree. The angle is a little wonky – looks like his balls are coming out of the seam of his jeans, not sitting under the shaft poking out of the fly – and the lighting is a little wrong on the dong. Also, the dude sitting across the aisle would presumably have something to say about the massive erection poking out right across from him, haha.
Dude is sexy, though, and whoever’s dong it is is a nice one.
Hes gotta ticket to ride..and he don’t care
Stupidity like this give gays a bad name.
Place your snack tray in the upright and locked position
I’ll take the F train
No ticket, but I’m sure we can work something out!
The train will now enter your station!
That’s one way to get around paying the fare.
How do you know he’s gay? Straight guys do stupid things with their dicks, too. Not every pic used in Caption this is of a gay person.
Ma! Look what I photoshopped!!
I’m getting off at the next stop
This train terminates at Cockfosters
If I tug the cord, will that help me get off?
Sir, this is not what we meant when we said we hope you enjoy your commute.
If the handbars aren’t your thing, I’ve got something else you can hold onto.
Caption: How you doin?
I said ‘ticket’, not ‘dick it’.
Pardon me sir, is that the Chattanoga chew, chew
oh god…this should’ve won. It’s clearly a London train. I guess if you’re not in the UK, you won’t get it.