Yes, this is the same guy who’s currently winning on The Ten. You know, that beautiful male model whose dick you were drooling over two Fridays ago? We believe he goes by the name of “Benjamin Godfre“. It recently came to our attention that he […]
Category: Caption This
Caption This: Just Another Day At The Grocery Store
The Photoshop disaster you see above is not the image for today’s round of Caption This. The real picture shows a man on his knees with a watermelon placed over his head. He’s servicing four hard cocks through a hole strategically carved into said watermelon. […]
Caption This: Football Uniform Crotch Grab
“Oh look! There’s a camera! Let’s all grab our crotches and take the most homoerotic picture EVER.” <– That’s what we imagine what these football players were thinking when they posed for this shot. Yup, it’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re […]
Caption This: The Halloweenie Mankini
A hairy gentleman proudly struts through a crowded street in a neon-green mankini, much like the one seen in the 2006 film Borat. His junk is barely contained in that banana hammock, and we’re left wishing we could get a view of his jiggly booty. […]
Caption This: Ghost Cock
A man wears a ghost costume over his stiff cock. What else do you need to know? Because there isn’t really much else to see in today’s installment of Caption This… If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) […]
Caption This: The Background Creeper
A young man with wavy hair and piercing blue eyes looks forward. From behind, another guy approached with his shorts dropped and a hand wrapped around his bulge. What’s going on here? That’s for you to decide! It’s time for another round of Caption This. […]
Caption This: The Wrestler
Are you licking your lips over this hot jock’s beefy thighs? Well, just imagine what he’s looking at! That’s your assignment for today’s edition of Caption This, and we have every bit of faith that you’ll do us proud. Even though most of you would […]
Caption This: Ninja Turtle Bulge
A college jock shows off his bulge in the middle of the cafeteria, all whilst wearing… a spandex Ninja Turtle costume? Yeah, we don’t make this shit up. That’s the gist of today’s image for Caption This, and we think this one has potential to […]
Caption This: The Twinky Terror
Believe it or not, this image is brought to us by an actual scene on Next Door Twink. We don’t want to tell you much about it (though you can watch it for yourself here). Make up your own story! That’s the whole purpose of […]
Caption This: Spread ‘Em & Smile
Relax! No zebras or live animals were harmed in the making of today’s Caption This post. We just needed a creative way to censor this amateur porn star and his partner’s spread butt cheeks. ::sigh:: Stuff like this doesn’t happen in the real world. Because […]

