Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing… […]
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Caption This: Rainbow Penis
Okay, so we’re technically not sure what’s going on here, but it seemed appropriate for our Caption This series. Penises! They’re hilarious. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries […]
Caption This: Zac Efron Being Very Heterosexual
Did you know that Zac Efron is straight? In case you had forgotten, here’s a picture of him admiring some cheerleaders at an LA Lakers game. Do you see how interested he is? It’s like he’s practically penetrating them with his eyes. There’s absolutely NO […]
Caption This: Josh West’s Interesting Fashion Statement
Here’s a picture of well-hung porn daddy Josh West wearing a bedazzled corset, a glittery gold cross and a cowboy hat. This image was sent to us in a promo e-mail for Josh’s scene with Alessio Romero on Lavender Lounge. The outfit, however, is curiously […]
Caption This: Three Guys, Three Panels
Before you think this is the lamest Caption This competition ever, we encourage you to click through and see this week’s three-panel sequence. The guy with a tattoo on his pec (to the right) takes a big load of cum in his mouth, plants a […]
Caption This: Jesse Jackman & Brent Corrigan
In his photo recap of Manhunt‘s tenth anniversary tour, J. Harvey forgot to include my favorite pic from Boston’s party. Yup, it’s Jesse Jackman and Brent Corrigan flexing next to one another, and the expressions on their faces are fucking priceless. I saw this and […]
Caption This: On The Field (Part II)
What’s with athletes winding up in compromising and thoroughly homoerotic positions on the playing field? Not that we’re complaining! Images like this are the reason our Caption This feature exists. They’re just begging for some saucy commentary. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a […]
Caption This: Look Beyond The Wall
Once you find out what’s hidden behind that wall, you’re going to hate us for ruining your childhood. Oh, we might as well just tell you! It’s a still from a scene on Fraternity X, in which three very large penises are pointed towards a […]
Caption This: Protective Head Gear
In what appears to be a messy dorm room, two men in jockstraps stick out their ample rumps and pose for the camera. They are both wearing helmets or some form of protective head gear, which leads us to ask—what the hell is going on […]
Caption This: Peek-A-Boo!
We’re all about Active Duty‘s artsier photography, but this one may have taken it too far? Here’s Nick Gunner‘s poking his face out between a window of flesh. Even though he’s getting his hole rammed by fellow model Bric, it looks more like he’s… Well, […]