In what appears to be a messy dorm room, two men in jockstraps stick out their ample rumps and pose for the camera. They are both wearing helmets or some form of protective head gear, which leads us to ask—what the hell is going on here?
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– Dewitt
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This was all you, Topdog Dad!
A little reminder to always wear protection while giving HEAD!
Bill and Ted got a little confused when they were told to bring protection to the Fisting Party.
Not leaving a caption but theses guys are getting ready for a little Norwich University tradition called the UP500. It’s where all of the sophmore cadets strip down to jockstraps, canteens, and helmets and run around the upper quad when the first snow storm hits.
I told you the hockey team likes to try everyone out.
Safety first, always wear head gear before sticking your head up the ass
Safe sex Lessons:
Level 1: Condoms
Level 2 : Gloves
Level 3 : Head Gear
Does this jockstrap make my ass look fat? Oh, it does and that’s good right?
Go on then! Bang me hard! My head is protected!
If it’s not rough, it isn’t fun!
Trying out to be wide receivers.
What do you mean “That’s not what I meant when I said ‘safe sex only’?”
We practice safe sex
Mommy, come wipe! The short bus is here!
Get ready, its gonna be a bumpy ride
The cheeks on the butt go round and round, round and round, round and round ….
For military college students, they’re kinda chubby, no?
That wasn’t meant to be a caption.
Wrong kind of protection, morons!
Anal spelunking can be a very dangerous sport
Safety First!
Tom and Ted are downright giddy as they prepare for the first meeting of the new club at State College – Biking Without Seats!
Slow ride, Take it easy…
The poster says “straight” the straps say “FAABULOUS!!”
The director wanted to take the “Revenge of the Nerds” remake in a new direction.
If this what straight boys do for fun
once again I’m so glad I’m gay
Obviously they’re prepared for some “head banging”
Desperate for ratings, NBC has decided to bring back American Gladiators, this time with a twist.
sung “macho macho man, who needs to be, a macho man”
Do they sell tickets to the UP500? Look at these hot fat asses.
Oh hey Coach Sandusky!
Desperate for ratings NBC Decides to bring back American Gladiators, this time with a twist…
Guys… when they tell you to cover your helmet before fooling around with a guy in a jockstrap? This is not what they mean.
I told you, you were to old to play for Penn State….
who will be top or bottom tonight