Twink Tank is the type of feature where we really can’t win. Judging from your comments on previous posts, the guys we choose are either too twinky or not twinky enough. At this point? We might as well not even try to “win”! You’re either […]
Category: Twink Tank
Twink Tank: Carmine
Last week, Tucker Scott and I had a very brief face-to-face discussion about the definition of “twink”. It began upon acknowledging that one time I called him a twink, despite the fact that he himself doesn’t identify as a “twink”. We got to chatting about […]
Twink Tank: Kodi Gets Fucked (Again)
You should know by now that I’m very selective with my Twink Tank crushes. Of course, despite my pickiness, Broke Straight Boys‘ swoopy-banged bitch bottom Kodi has swooped his way right into an elite group of young men, including but not limited to Tristan Sterling, […]
Twink Tank: Brez Wild & Nathan Brookes
What’s that you say? You want to see more virgins? Well, if you skeptical fuckers are just going to assume that every man in the world has had a dick up his ass, why would we ever post more virgins? Oh… Because the sex is […]
Twink Tank: Max Ryder
For better or worse, newcomer Max Ryder puts the “cocky” in Cocky Boys. He is so obviously impressed with himself that it’s almost a turn-off. Then you look at him again and realize he could be the biggest prick in the world, and you’d still […]
Twink Tank: Lee Well
As far as I can tell, Blake Mason is still offering up three day trials for $1.95, and I still owe you this week’s installment of the Twink Tank. While it may seem like these two things aren’t related at all, there’s a very big […]
Twink Tank: Tim, Mitch & Clayton
Fuck. This scene couldn’t get any twinkier if Justin Bieber were thrown into the mix. Tim, Mitch and Clayton are all twinky in their own special ways, most notably Mitch in his “I really hope they checked and verified your ID before filming this” sort […]
Twink Tank: Alex Vaara
Congratulations to Cocky Boys for finally forcing me to pay attention to Alex Vaara! His previous efforts for College Dudes and Next Door Twink had never succeeded in making my dick go “boing”, but this latest solo clip has elicited a sudden interest in his […]
Twink Tank: David Coogan
We’re not foolish enough to believe that David Coogan will be a hit across the board for Manhunt Daily‘s readership. Despite the fact that he’s 22 years-old, he happens to look very young. Some people are into that, we guess… And, hey, as long as […]
What’s Wrong With People?: Bustin Beeber
Whenever Dewitt writes a “Twink Tank” post, there’s always some dick in the comments wailing about how we’re encouraging pedophilia blah blah blah bored-whinypants-has-his-own-issues. THIS is the shit they should be directing their menses-informed complaints towards. Justin Bieber just turned 18, which renders him legal. […]

