Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Big Beefy Monster Hotness Gets A Rubdown
I am so jealous of this lady. She is basically GRIPPING HIS ASSCHEEKS and manipulating them. And he’s all thonged and laying there like a big side of fuckbeef. Yeah, I wrote “fuckbeef”. – J. Harvey
Is The Silver Fox Coming Out Of The Closet?
It’s about damn time! Gawker is reporting that CNN anchor, talk show host, and hot silvery piece Anderson Cooper is prepping a coming out episode of his show. He will reportedly reveal that he likes dudes during February sweeps (obviously). Not that it matters. If […]
Hot or Not: Bel Ami’s Obnoxiously Loud Models
Most of us would agree that it’s desirable for your partner(s) to be verbal and communicative during sex. However, one might argue that there’s such a thing as too much moaning, growling and dirty talk in the bedroom. Bel Ami‘s models are notorious for wailing […]
This Picture of A Pantsless Jon Hamm Is Very Exciting
Found this one over on Sissydude, so I’m not sure of the exact source. My guess is that it comes from Entertainment Weekly‘s 2011 list of the “Entertainers of The Year”, which also features such talented folks as Daniel Radcliffe, Viola Davis, Adele, George R.R. […]
The Ten: Benjamin Godfre’s Winning Streak Continues
For the fourth consecutive round, Benjamin Godfre has taken first place on The Ten. In other words? He’s nearly halfway through to sweeping the entire competition and taking the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for nine weeks in a row. What will you […]
Did Cody Cummings Just Lose His ASS VIRGINITY?
The press release for Cody Cummings‘ latest scene sounds like it was done by someone who writes romance novels for a living. The implication seems to be that Cody bottomed for fellow porn star Brandon Lewis… Or that they flip-fucked, but let’s be real—nobody cares […]
Angel Face: Samyr Fuly
Brazilian model Samyr Fuly’s cherubic features almost don’t match up with his taut, sexy body. You might suspect Photoshop trickery at first, but nope, it’s all him. From the gorgeous visage to the skimpy yellow trunks, Fuly is….ok, I was going to write something lame […]
Woof Alert: Paxton Hall
Dick head. Those are the first two words that come to mind when I think of Paxton Hall. They’re not intended as an insult! He just happens to have a thick cock with an incredibly large mushroom head. You’d have to open up real wide […]
Quickie: Isaiah Rojas by Rick Day
Isaiah Rojas, owner of the prettiest brown eyes and one of the best asses on the planet, just sent over the following images from his shoot with photographer Rick Day. He had mentioned this collaboration the last time we spoke with him, but we had […]