For better or worse, newcomer Max Ryder puts the “cocky” in Cocky Boys. He is so obviously impressed with himself that it’s almost a turn-off. Then you look at him again and realize he could be the biggest prick in the world, and you’d still […]
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When In Doubt, Post More Pics of Benjamin Godfre…
It’s been a while since we last heard from Benjamin Godfre, right? Just nod your head and say “yes”, whether you know the answer to that question or not. Otherwise, we won’t have an excuse to post these shots from his session with photographer Gabriel […]
Alexander Guerra’s Hot Bunnies
Fab.com sends me an e-mail everyday shilling their wares. And I want everything. Unfortunately, I’m only a gay hookup site blogger, and can’t afford that $3,000 nightstand made of Peruvian yak spit. Anyway, they’re selling the work of the above photographer. He’s Alexander Guerra and […]
I’m Still Team Edward, Y’all.
While you’re occupied with your Taylor Lautner bukkake party fantasies, I’ll be over here (mentally) fapping to these shots of wet hobo Robert Pattinson and wondering what’s wrong with my penis. Why the hell am I so attracted to this man? Is it just because […]
Money Shot: He’s All That
You know that scene in She’s All That where the dorky girl with glasses gets a makeover (in which they mostly just take off her glasses), and then she’s suddenly a TOTAL BABE? Yeah, um, The Guy Site‘s so-called “Cute Bear Next Door” J.T. reminds […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Wrapped/Unwrapped (Part II)
I’m going to get shit from several factions of our readership for this post, including but not limited to: a) People who don’t like when we post bareback porn, b) People who enjoy barebacking and use terms like “condom queen”, c) People who don’t like […]
Celebrity Skin: Thierre Di Castro
Sweet Jesus (and I’m not even religious)! This is model and now actor Thierre Di Castro. He had a role on Showtime’s Shameless, the show which has no problem with having their actors strip off and show the goods. Thierre has some serious goods. Try […]
Quickie: Maximus Thomas
Done! The week is over! Nothing will ever be able to top this picture. The man you see above is eighteen year-old, London-based model Maximus Thomas standing in the middle of the woods, wearing nothing but a hoodie and a pair of sneakers. There might […]
Would You Hit That?: Porn Star Gone Native
Recognize this burly fisherman? Maybe not. Dude has gone through quite a few changes. Maybe this helps? It’s true, this refugee from The Fishing Channel is ex-porn star Berke Banks. Apparently, Mr. Banks is no longer working in porn, and prefers even manlier pursuits (gay […]
Who The Hell Won?: Week Of 3/26/12
Who is he? What did he win that trophy for? Who the hell knows? Dirtbike something, but he’s handsome and an excellent representation of all our poll winners over the last week. Would you guys tap Brian Austin Green’s ass? Which gym shorts-wearing dude did […]