There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
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Drawn To You: Wolverine Goes Gay With Hercules, Nerd Boners Explode.
Truth be told, you don’t even have to be a comic book nerd to appreciate the idea of Wolverine making out with mythological hero Hercules. (We can all thank Hugh Jackman for that.) There have apparently been rumors swirling around since September that the two characters shared […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Where Are They Now?: 16 Recent Pictures of Gay Porn Legend Steve Kelso
You’re always asking us to dig up recent pictures of the men featured in our Flashback Friday series, as if we have some mystical device that locates former gay porn stars the way Professor X‘s Cerebro finds fellow mutants. The fact of the matter is […]
Oral Only: Dustin & Christian
If you’re in the mood to watch a pair of horny young hipsters make out, stroke one another and swap blowjobs, then we’re happy to introduce you to Dirty Boy Video models Dustin and Christian. They both have hairy balls. We’re not sure why we […]
“Call Me Sir From Now On.”
At this point, it doesn’t even matter if gay porn “reality” site Parole Him is actually real or not! There’s a very specific sleazy energy to their scenes that will either get you off in seconds or make your dick turtle back inside of you. Personally? […]
Secret Sex: Brian Williams
I’ve been celebrating the fourth birthday of my own Tumblr with a month-long competition to see who readers think is the Hottest Man In 2013. The competition has been… interesting, and full of surprises. It started off with 64 men from all walks of life: […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Celebrity Skin: Josh Lawson’s Butt on House of Lies
Am I the only person who never heard of Showtime‘s House of Lies until people started posting naked screen-caps all over the place? Oh! I guess not. The series has a relatively well-known cast, including Don Cheadle, Kristen Bell, Anna Camp and Ben Schwartz (otherwise known as Jean-Ralphio […]
The Amateur Hour: Ginger Sex God
Has there been a void in your life since the last Seth Fornea photo shoot? Are you still crying tears of hot white semen over Kennedy Carter‘s retirement from the gay porn industry? Do you have the urge to watch a gorgeous redhead stroke his […]











