No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Hello, everyone, I want to tell all of your faces that I am so jealous of Louis Lee‘s dick. Unlike your favorite dick on the planet, which is me, he got to slide into Abele Place‘s butt and wiggle around. I would say that it […]
Between Gino Mosca and Brenton Thwaites, you’ve had enough pretty boys this morning! The two videos you’re about to watch come from a rugged, hairy, bisexual fellow in New Jersey who likes long walks on the beach and sniffing fresh flowers in the middle of […]
One could argue that Jim Kerouac‘s hefty man-meat is the main attraction in this recent clip from Bel Ami. While I wouldn’t necessarily debate that, my dick is gravitating toward the fresh-faced young man taking every single inch of that massive whopper. His name is […]
Let’s talk about Tim Kruger‘s dick! It happens to be rather large, and along with an endless roster of equally hung tops, he puts it to good use stuffing greedy bottoms on Tim Tales. We’ve been meaning to throw together another Cock-A-Doodle Do Me entry […]
Famous Dick is a brand new website that’s exactly what it sounds like. This is, essentially, your one stop shop for Celebrity Skin, including downloadable clips from all of your favorite celebrity nude scenes. Each video is divided into separate categories, so whether you’re looking […]
This morning I was awakened to the sound of a dipshit plumber and a dipshit contractor arguing at 7am and then tearing apart the apartment above mine by ripping the whole thing up and throwing large pieces of wood and plaster out the third floor […]
In the clip you’re about to watch (or refuse to watch out of disgust), Jordan Fox plays a farmer dude who’s just casually wearing a speedo and watering his plants, as most farmers tend to do. Riley Tess is a tourist exploring the French countryside […]
I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
The two Manhunt members you’re about to see, _jordi and aazeroboy_87, have a decent amount in common. They both live in Spain, they both enjoy taking selfies, and they’re both extraordinarily attractive gentlemen who I’d have sex with at the drop of a dime. The […]
My mind constantly flutters to all the gay porn stars who, within the past few years, retired before their star had faded—Samuel O’Toole, Samuel O’Toole’s mustache and a few other names that I’m forgetting at the moment. The one that stings the most, however, has […]
