Welcome to COLT country, Kent Cooper. I’m a lifelong COLT fetishist. It’s just the way it is. The casual grace and over the top muscularity of the COLT Man was enticing to me from my first adolescent glance. These weren’t men who flaunted oversized […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, big floppy, […]
69 Questions With Boomer Banks
Brought to you by GUY Magazine Here’s Boomer’s 69 Questions interview, published earlier this week in GUY Magazine. By Alexander Kacala: 1.Where do you live? New York City 2. What’s your favorite activity in Boston? Walking 3. If you had to move, where would you […]
#AssWednesday
*Insert Obligatory Tina Belcher “Butts” Gif* Yet another #AssWednesday post thwarted by technology! I don’t know what it is with these mid-week WordPress probs, but it’s very frustrating! I had this post all ready to go though, so I’m just gonna point to something over […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Eric East. […]
Everything Butt: Hairless Holes
So fresh and OH so clean. You guys put up with this gallery of spectacularly hairy asses a few Mondays ago and I promised in the comments that I’d find time to do the opposite, for those who like ’em slick and smooth. Behold! […]
Has Logan McCree Ever Bottomed?
Because no one who’s ever bottomed would fuck like this. Ok. I don’t know where to start with this one. First, I guess, I’ll just openly admit that I’m disappointed that this came to me via FistingCenteral.com becuase I was very excited to be shocked […]
Naked Personal Trainer Jizzes on Neighbor’s Welcome Mat
Welcome, indeed! I like the world of personal trainers, because it seems like literally anyone can just do some situps and call themselves a “trainer.” I also like the inflated senses of self and the sexual egos that that job produces. Let’s look at […]
#AssWednesday
Wednesdays are like Christmas, but for Butts! We missed last week (that’s on me, sorry guys – the polling mechanism wasn’t cooperating) but we finally have results from that last round, and you picked a GOOD one. For your money, this mystery ass won […]
Osiris Blade and his BBC Get Held ‘Prisoner’
Marlone Star can hold me hostage any day of the week if this is the treatment you get. Ok. So don’t say anything to them, but I feel like maybe Next Door Ebony is reading this blog and they’ve really stepped it up a […]











