I knew I wanted to fuck Kurtis Wolfe from the moment I first laid eyes on him. This is a story I will some day tell our grandchildren, who will surely pass it on to their grandchildren and those who come after them. They’ll recall […]
Category: Everything Butt
Everything Butt: Joey Santana
It’s a good thing I don’t live in South California! Joey Santana is a go-go dancer who just made his gay porn debut on Randy Blue, and with his alluring eyes and fuzzy thighs, I could see myself stuffing a ton of dollar bills into […]
Everything Butt: Bobby Clark
Every time Bobby Clark bottoms, my desire to pound his ass increases incrementally. He’s got such a cute butt! I just want to pinch its cheeks and talk to it in a high-pitched voice, then bury my face in his crack and make him moan […]
Everything Butt: The Glenn Mega Post!
For over a year now, Glenn has completely slipped under my radar. It baffles me that I never recognized his perfect, hairy muscle ass, beyond a single measly mention in the January 13 edition of The Cock Buffet. Maybe, just maybe, it was the boyish […]
Everything Butt: Ricky Larkin
When some guys bend over and spread their cheeks, it can be a tragic occurrence that’s best forgotten and completely erased from your memory. When other guys like, say, Jay Jonas, Dale Cooper, JR Bronson, Caleb Strong or Shawn Wolfe strike the very same pose, […]
Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
“I’m half Puerto Rican, half Irish, hence the thunder thighs and the big ass,” Spencer explains in the trailer for his Sean Cody debut. With this in mind, I found myself wishing I could write a letter to his parents to thank them for his […]
Everything Butt: Hot Straight Marine Jock Nicholas
Holy fuck muffin! Nicholas is a few squats away from having an ass that’s comparable to Nick Sterling. I don’t think I fully realized this when I featured him as the Manhunt Daily Wood last Friday afternoon, but these stills from Spunk Worthy‘s behind-the-scenes bonus clip […]
Everything Butt: Chip Tanner (II)
Chip Tanner has one of the most impeccable assholes in the gay porn industry (if not the best of them all). Even skeptics of the standard “spread eagle” shot will be drooling over his pretty pink pucker. It helps, of course, that it rests between […]
Everything Butt: Jesse Santana
This is the fourth time we’ve featured a scene from Lucas Entertainment‘s Original Sinners. When you take into account that the movie’s only composed of five scenes total, that might be an indication that the film’s worth checking out. This is partially thanks to the […]
Everything Butt: Mac’s Beefy Cheeks
I’m going to be upfront with you. Mac, one of the newest models on Chaos Men, is not the best model or performer. He looks pissed off in all of his pics and not in the hot, angry “I’m going to fuck your brains out” […]











