Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so damn dashing in Inception. When he was floating all over that hallway and whipping ass, nattily dressed and making us imagine what kind of kisser he is, I fell in love. Well, the honeymoon is over. In Hesher, he plays a […]
Category: Celebrity Skin
Celebrity Skin: Paul Walker
Fast Five (the continuing saga of closeted actors who drive REALLY badly) is one of the hottest movies in the country right now. Actors Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have reunited for a check to wreck several hundred fine automobiles in the latest installment of […]
Celebrity Skin: Peter Sarsgaard
While writing the “Trailer Trash: Green Lantern” post yesterday, I noted that Peter Sarsgaard is playing the villain. This made me happy for two reasons. One is that he’s a kickass actor, so we’re sure to get one good performance in the film. Two is […]
Celebrity Skin: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Who watched the premiere of HBO’s much-heralded Game of Thrones over the weekend? If you were a Dungeons & Dragons geek when you were a tyke, is this show for you! You’ve got big medieval swords, and big medieval speeches and big medieval tits flying […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Noth
You either want to see this or you don’t. And whichever side of the fence you fall on, it’s pretty clear that curiosity will get the best of you. For serious, okay? You can’t just tell someone that there are pictures of Chris Noth exposing himself […]
Celebrity Skin: Tim Oakes
It’s impossible to do a Google image search for “Tim Oakes” and not find naked pictures of the British rugby player. Hell, we couldn’t even tell you anything about his athletic career, because he’s mostly just famous for flashing around his particularly large, uncut schlong. […]
Celebrity Skin: Sam Huntington
You may recognize Sam Huntington as the werewolf from SyFy’s reboot of Being Human. While I’m probably the only person in the universe who finds him more attractive than his costar Sam Witwer, it seems quite unlikely that you’d turn down a chance to look […]
Celebrity Skin: Tom Hardy
On this side of the pond, Tom Hardy is primarily known for his role in Inception, or being that guy whose embarrassing MySpace photos leaked all over the internet. Of course, he’s about to become a much bigger deal, after getting cast in Christopher Nolan‘s […]
Celebrity Skin: Justin Long
Once upon a time, I rented the romantic comedy Going The Distance for my parents, not realizing that it was packed with jokes about dry humping and phone sex. I also wasn’t aware that Justin Long‘s butt would play such a prominent role in the […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Brown
Why are we posting Chris Brown‘s dick pic? It’s not because it’s long and tasty, we’ll tell you that much. Frankly, the gay media reaction to this has been downright heinous*. Example: “Chris Brown may have bust up Rihanna’s face, but that does not stop […]