In today’s highly unsettling round of Caption This, we bring you a picture of Elmo staring directly into a hairy butthole. It comes from a series of images by kinky exhibitionist and adult performer Sean Storm. We discovered them thanks (?) to Sissydude, and now we’ll never be able to look at a Muppet the same way ever again…
So, um, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Sean Storm
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
THIS WEEK’S PICTURE:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 17 votes, mcbud01 stole this round.
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