Look! It’s three major bro-dudes taking a pic with their arms around one another. Isn’t friendship so beautiful? It’s especially beautiful when your friends let you secretly touch their asses (and maybe do more than that behind closed doors). Long story short? It’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Wicked Gay Blog
Click through to see last week’s winning caption:
Congratulations, Anthony! Your caption was hand-picked by Brock Rustin himself as today’s winner. You should follow Brock on Twitter, because he has a great sense of humor and seems like an awesome human being.
two cocksuckers and an ass filling – yum what a sandwich!!!!
In less than an hour this hand will be in you. Thank God it’s Fisting Friday!
“Do you think Abercrombie & Fitch will call us now”?
“So yeah, what you’re gonna wanna do is go to 123 Fake St, walk around back until you walk into our shed, unzip, bend over and you’ll have arrived when your eyes roll to the back of your head.”
One on the ass is worth two ’round the waist
If the” real housewives of Beverly Hills” knew what really went on!
“Let’s go have sex under that tree.”
“That tree?”
“No, THAT tree”
“We’re telling you we’re friends of Dorothy, dude, and that’s where she lives, okay?”
one ass in the hand is worth 2 on a bush
We’re not in Kansas any more.
May my rod rise to meet you,
After St. Patrick’s gone home?
Hey, look, a Chick-fil-A!
“On the down low”
“Look. I think that guy over there is gay.”
Yeah, gimme the #12, the camo sandwich, with extra beef.
Bottom: Who else should we get to tag team my ass?
Top 1: That guy?
Top 2: Nah, he’s a hole hog. How about THAT guy?
Is that your phone vibrating?
Middle guy forgot his underwear, so his buddy was just lending him some support.
gay? no way. I’m trying to steal your wallet is all. I’m cool.
Yes, you guys can fuck me in the yellow house but, dude, keep your hand off my ass until we get inside.
“Dude, your bother will never know!”
Fuck the “Bend and Snap”! Lets to the “Point and Grab” !!!
Typical Yankee fan….
Hey studs, thanks for the shout out! We love you boys!
That’s not how you cop a feel, THIS is how you cop a feel!
Your ass is sure going to make a nice jizz mule for the 2 of us and the team over there!
Second ass to the right, and gay un-til morning.
“Come and knock on our door, We’ve been waiting for you, Where the kisses are his and his and his, Three’s company too!”
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nah…it’s just a bird.
And what kind of bird you may ask? A GOOSE!
Guy 3-“would you look at that tree!”
Guy 1-“yeah its so firm… I mean big.. I mean..”
“Cuz we’re the three best friends that ANYONE can have…(and will).”
Look! A Chic-Fil-A
John why is your hand on my ass ? Sorry Carl I thought I was scratching my ass !!
Just making sure that I took my girlfriends dildo out of there bud.
Dibs.
They’re doing it too! How’s this?
“An cheek in hand is worth two later in bed”
“Go to the yellow house?!? I was thinking we take this ass to the jeep. We can fuck him sooner”
don’t worry about which one, i’m steering
Wow man,your ass is tight! No homo!
oooo dislike lol
Yes…I do see that shiny object…but one of you still has his hand on my ass…not that I mind!
“Dude remember that party we had there? No? Good.”