There is a giant dildo to the right of the driver’s seat. We’d say more about the image for today’s edition of Caption This, but we’re too busy holding back all the jokes that you’re supposed to come up with. So, um, this is your cue… Come up with some jokes!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Math lesson or English lesson? Either way, congratulations to Thomasword!
i drive a dick shift
It comes with all the extras! Wood paneling, wood accents and wood shift!
Backseat driver takes on a new meaning.
I’m gonna shift with my dick.
you should see what happens when the turbo kicks in
Now that’s a POLE POSITION I can get excited about!!!!!!!
i wonder what the valets think…
Cruising around the park, checking out all the hot guys……..even my car popped a boner!!!!
Now that’s “RIDING IT”!!!!!!
‘Car & Driver’ gives 2 thumbs up for the 2011 Woodie!
basicly, i like to take it all the way to fifth gear. 🙂
If I work it fast enough my Nos kicks in!
are you sirrus
Damn
some men will use anything as a glory hole….
shifting to hard can make it explode
fill it up
You’ve gotta be careful when you take it into reverse.
“in Soviet Russia, car drives you”
LOL a family guy reference! hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mMKgc5snc
In his attempt to be taken as a more serious actor, KITT has decided to do full frontal.
It’s a boy!!!
now everyone will want to be the one that sits in the middle seat
“Is it an automatic?” “No it’s a shift dick…”
funny how the clutch sticks when I jam it into reverse
Wanna cum for a joy ride?
Wait long enough and everything comes back into style. The WOODIE has returned.
Throw it in reverse and back that thang up!!!
I love my new Ford Probe…
This completely ruins my usual line of “I thought I was setting the parking brake.”
Kevin just loved taking road trips with his four-on-the-floor and six-up-his-ass…
I told you that shift is HARD
First gear has a bit of resisents, but then it just slides right on in.
Car “pull” lane
Go ahead, grab my gear shaft!
You should see the junk in the trunk…
Come take a ride with my joy-stick 😉
Manual/stick-shaft, controlled
the new breath-a-lizer test..it allows police to see how good of a cock sucker you are…
“you’ll be getting a lot of torque with that drive shaft”
So now we know the real reason why gangsters like to make their cars bounce up and down.
I’m gonna fuck the shift out of you
I was always wondering why my co-workers would argue for middle seat….
I told the boyfriend to strap *in*, not strap *on*
“…I wanna take a ride on your car’s joystick…”
When he said he drove a stick, I didn’t realize that was a triple innuendo….
Just shut up and ride
outlawed by bureau of motor vehicles, because theres not a gay alive that will keep both hands on the wheel, or even his head above the dashboard.
Now that’s a stick i can drive!
the Batmobile of the 21st Century…
of corse i know how to drive stick.
THIS IS WHY SOME MEN LOVE THEIR CARS MORE THAN OTHERS
SUDDENLY MY HAND GOT ALL STICKY.THAT’S WHEN I REALIZED I HAD BLOWN A GEAR