Here’s a picture of an incredibly attractive college dude. As you can see, he’s striking a pose in his dorm room, all whilst wearing a bright green corset. What led to this mayhem and foolishness? More importantly, how has it taken so long for this image to appear in our Caption This series? It’s impossible to say.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
We’d argue that they do make a right. Either way, congrats Jason!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the rarely seen “Lady Marmalade” college exploration phase.
not a caption, just an observation. If that’s a corset, he’s got it on backwards—the lacing belongs in the rear.
Dear Ru………..Am I good enough for season four?
He pulls off the corset well. Maybe he should join my Rocky Horror cast… 😉
Dude I am going to have such rocking Abs with this!
Look ma! I’m a crossdresser!
Does this make me look more like Britney?
“Hey! This isn’t ‘The Hulk’ t-shirt I ordered…..!!!!”
F*@k, stuck in the ” Time Warp” AGAIN!
Making a “Clean breast of things to come”
“Paint me like one of your French girls”
or “I’m so straight I can break this corset with my pecs!”
“Don’t be ridiculous…of course I’m not wearing it with THESE shorts!”
Dear Auntie Jane, let me know what you think and write me back?
What can I say? I’m just a sweet transvestite.
Time to come out of the corset?
My roomie wouldn’t do me, unless I was wearing something feminine.
The plan to Hulk up went horribly wrong.
Mommy wow, Im a big girl now!!!
No way dude I do not gay in this outfit !
Sorry should of said
“No way dude , I do not look gay in this outfit “
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Q BIEN ESA DOS CARAS TAN DIFERENTES Q BUENO CUIDATE DE UNA UÑA INCONOSA JAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn that green power ranger! we got our morphers mixed up again!
Even in this HULK look BUTCH!
It’s called “The Shatner”
i pull off a Rocky Corset better 😀 but good for him
Don’t dream it, be it.
The Incredible Hulktress!!!
Womanly yes, but I like it too.
The FABULOUS Hulk.
Auditioning to be the green Power Bottom Ranger.
HULK SMASHING!!
Who’s “green with envy” now”?
“Who put me in this shit ‘corset’?”
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Get ready to LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!
All the football players are wearing these now… its all the rage in Europe too…
I’ll do anything to lose that winter weight before summer
I WILL fit into that size 2 dress for the senior prom
Hey Bruce…Does this corset make me look fat??
i hope this doesen’t make me look GAY ????????????????????????????? LOL
Hulk, Fabulous!
“you gunna fuck me now?”
Does this make my crotch look fat?
the corset is tighter than my hole!!!
Either the Pirates of the Caribbean movies need to stop, or they need to recast Keira Knightly.
Does it fit?
Of CORSET does!!!
I was born this way Mom!
I’m ready to audition for Dancing with the Stars…
Not to be confused with The Green Hornet, Alex dresses up as everyone’s favorite sassy gay superhero: The Green Corset.
When I said I wanted to feel like a woman, this wasn’t what I had in mind…
I don’t know…Maybe I should have got the next size up. This one completely flattens out my boobs.
When butch lesbians try to go fem.
Just hiding my abs dude!!
Get me a pencil to stab you…
The beginnings of Emerald LaRage’s drag career.
HULK WANTS BOOOOOOOBS!
Apparently, I’ve outgrown my little bit o’Irish
Okay….this actually made me laugh out loud…literally….. Thank goodness my roommate isn’t home right now. He’d wonder what the hell is wrong with me.
Pg. 23 of The Rupaul Police Supply Catalogue:
Kevlar Vest
“Who says protection can’t be fashionable?”
” HULK NOT MAD !!” ” HULK FEEL PRIIIIIIIITY !?!” ” HULK FEEL HORNY?! ”
” NOOOOOOO POUND DOWN PENIS …POUND IT FLAT”
” HULK NOT MAD !!” ” HULK PRIIIIIIIITY !?!” ” HULK HORNY?! ”
” NOOOOOOO POUND DOWN PENIS … POUND IT FLAT”
Not so much a caption but more of a saying, “fat guy in a little corset” if you’ve never seen tommy boy you prolly won’t get it