Caption This: The Bicycle

A man rests on the ground, bike shorts pulled down just enough to showcase his porcelain rump. The front wheel of his bicycle is parked between his ass crack, as a stranger looks on from the sidelines. What’s going on here? We have no idea. But does it make for a good round of Caption This? We’ll find out soon enough…

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

Clearly, hman was the crowd favorite! Congratulations on the win.

60 thoughts on “Caption This: The Bicycle

  1. When I said, ” Ride his ass into the ground,” I think you TOTALLY misunderstood me!

  2. Schwinn bikes latest ad campaign in reaching  out 2 they gay community …..
                                  When your ass gets tired of riding  !!!     

  3. And this is the last tunnel for the final stage of LE TOUR DE FRANCE… Let’s the best rider to win..!!

  4. based on what i heard, you could drive a mack truck through there…but my bike got stick

  5. I told  my girl friend she was flat, and she said I had a spare tire, I guess she won…

  6. hmmm.?
    this guy is such a slut  and i have to pee
    how do i save my spot so no one else jumps in ?
    i know !!

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