Here’s a picture of a hot college dude wearing nothing but a Yankees cap and a lavender thong. From the football in the top right corner to his “Rookie of the Year” certificate, all signs seem to indicate that he’s deeply involved in the athletics program. Maybe his coach was the one holding the camera? Just a thought.
In any case, this boy seems like he’s begging for a caption! Or he’s begging for something else, but he’ll have to take those panties off before I give it to him. Oh, who am I kidding? This boy’s hot enough that I’d still do him in women’s underwear. Now let’s give him the nice, hard caption he’s asking for…
– Dewitt
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Hmmm…sure George Steinbrenner is rolling over in his grave cause that first guy has a Yankees cap on. Er, will be rolling over. Not in the ground yet.
RIP, GEORGE!
What?! My new jockstrap provides support in the front AND in the back now!
After I’ve done wide receiver can I play quarterback??
“Oh, it was finally time to give up the Barney Underoos. Time to give this anal floss underwear a try. But is this the male equivalent of “lift and separate?”
Now be honest … does this make my ass look hot?
Does this thong make my ass look gay?
*thong-boy giggles like a little girl*
“You SURE this won’t end up online, coach??”
Really coach! The salesman at the sporting goods store said that if I buy this thong, instead of a jock, I can swing from both sides of the plate!!!
Little Jimmy had already won one award, and now he was trying for Nookie Of The Year…
Hey A-Rod … I bought Madonna’s panties off ebay … want to see them again
This thong worked for Kate Hudson and Madonna. Every try switch-hitting, A-Rod?
(lol, Carter! – we had the same thought at the same time!) 😉
Bobby is hoping to give a new meaning to ‘take one for the team’
Now… How do i Tuck??
Wow so this is what it feels like to have something between your ass cheeks!
masc here, looking for same
@bryan – lol … that is way too true on MH
It says lift and separate. Is it working?
Are you sure? My Best Bud said they were BLUE!!!
He plays for the “New York Yank-ees-off-a-me-and-do-me!” Now we just need to find out where his practice bat went…
You ready Big Papi, I been a bad Yankee.
I know now why i always liked the Yankees and luv men in panties
We Americans floss our teeth after breakfast and our asses after lunch!!
If this doesn’t stop the plug from falling out, nothing will!!
lol!
now if this doesn’t GET me into try-outs for the yankee cheer squad nothing will.
With panties like these, I don’t even need a cup!
Already to take one for the team or what that take the entire team.
Found – Brittany’s lost squirrel net!
Proactiv.
Just ’cause you don’t need to wear makeup anymore doesn’t mean…
Take me out to the ball game, buy me a penis and cracker jacks!
I’m so pretty!!! Oh so pretty!!! …
I might not have been able to get on the team. But, in these maybe the team will get on me ???
“will this help us get that ten point spread you talked about Coach?”
Chad made a note to self to take off his boxers before he gets f**ked next time. Talk about flossing.
Yankie this
Dude if I pour enough of this aqua Astroglide down my front do you think I’ve be able to unstick my dick from this drawer?
as mel gibson says, it’ll be his fault if he gets gang raped by a bunch of ……
OK, so next time I request underwear for my birthday I will be MORE specific.
PURPLE….
thats just ONE of the 9 colors i got it in…
mmmm
not quite sure
maybe the colours just a BIT much.
Do you have to pee in my drawers
purple panties that perfectly part my perky pumped plump peaches.
say that 10 times quickly.
“I’m wearing one of your thongs, really showing off my ass, so what else do I need to do to get your boyfriend to fuck me?” Dave asks his sister.
“Masc here, looking for same” is definitely the funniest.
I think he meant grappa L0L
PHOTOSHOPPED!
Oh, hi mom. You’re home early.
Oh, hey sis, you caught me again trying on your panties!
Coach, i’m ready for my pregame physical
Ironically, this swimsuit “increases” drag
I know I’d hit it regardless..just sayin
Rookie of the Year, my ass!
it was the one brown eye’d purple cock eating ass .
Put down that camera roomie! It was dark when I got dressed I swear I thought it was my jock strap!
hm…I wonder if colleges get their furnishings from the same place, or if this is from my school..
Oh crap..I’m supposed to write a submission…umm…
“What? It’s my girlfriend’s.”
“even Elton John thinks this is gay…”
Now you know how we won every game, by wearing my lucky undies!!!
purple thong or not the dude has one MAJORLY cute ass….i’d hit that n e day of the week!!!
New Olympic suits for 2012 imagine Red white and blue
Strangely, he’s one of the first guys I’ve seen that actually looks good in a thong…maybe not that manly color but that’s an awesome ass.
“I feel PRETTY! Oh so…”
Nike’s new line wasn’t quite what Jack was expecting…
” i swear, it Shrunk!”
Everyone just found out how he won rookie of the year for a team that only knew him as the waterboy…