Your eyes aren’t deceiving you. The slightly blurry picture you see above is porn star Nick Moretti getting molested by Elmo. It’s not quite as good as watching his scene with Tim Kelly on Jake Cruise, but it’s at least worthy of a caption or two.
Or maybe it’s worth sixty-six captions! That’s how many last week’s picture wound up receiving. Although you’d think that’d make it difficult to choose a winner, we knew who’d take the prize as soon as we saw their comment. Click through to find out who won!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Nick Moretti
To see last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Nice work, Bryan!
He really loves those gingers
Elmo’s been on the poppers again!!
“Tickle me or you’ll regret it. I am HWP proportional so you know!!”
“Tickle This!”
Oh, man, last week’s caption has to be one of the best I’ve seen on here! Way to go, Bryan! And sadly, so true!
“Take me to SESEME STREET!”
OMG It’s Molest Me Elmo
or
OMG It’s Anal Me Elmo
Tickle ME Elmo!
“Elmo really love giving messages”
OR
“Elmo love getting you from behind”
“Hey Jake Cruise, meet my next scene partner for your website!”
Elmo, show me where your wild things are!
Do Me Elmo
~or~
Fuck Me Elmo
next week on to catch a predator
Elmo loves butt sex!!!
Then I was choked by his huge, harry, red member
It was at that moment that Elmo knew… he was no longer just a bottom.
he finally found his big hairy top.
Nick’s dream date:
A celebrity with a furry fetish who’s also into strangulation and public displays of affection. Check, check, check, AND check.
lol at spatula
Can you tell me how to get…how to get to S&M Street?
And I completely agree…Bryan had the most entertaining and SADLY most true comment last week! Cock on, Bryan!! (I mean….ROCK On!)
Nick only agreed to the back rub so he could get at the giant fist under the puppet
Jeff is loving his new Tickle My Prostate Elmo!
Plushy’s Revenge!
Elmo says, “Take it all Bitch!”
Molested by Nick Moretti: $1000
molested by Elmo: Pricless
Fuckle me Elmo!
This is the Schlong. La-La La-La. Elmo’s Schlong!
Oh yeah, DIDDLE ME Elmo!
Elmo plans his revenge on an unsuspecting fan for having a hand shoved up him for the past 20 years.
Same my name, bitch….
or
Tickle me Homo
or
Who’s your daddy?
Nick: That tickles Elmo, is that all you got?
this so Yesterday……. can’t believe it
Elmo a top ?
Who knew?
I was right Elmo is gay!
I’m a top, damn it, Get off me … then again ….
how’s that furry-tickly stuff working out for ya? 8P
El ‘Mo
Oh noooo — it’s “Pickle me Elmo”!
…and this week’s episode is brought to you by the letter “O” and the number “69”
the new PDA(Put Dick in Ass) Elmo, available for a limited time offer
ACK! I’ve been Elmo-lested!
Elmo gives a new meaning to the term “fluffer”
Elmo says “Bend over bitch!”
Tickle my Pickle or I’ll Strangle your Twink Ass :p
See how it feels to have someone’s hand in your ass.
I know you can feel it…
I have absolutely no respect for this contest after you chose the most look-past-able comment from the previous group of entries and chose it as the winner. Congratulations, you suck.
NO! Not agane Julia Gillard (the new prime minister of Australia)has missed her weekly waxing
Nick answered the ad for ‘Red-headed bear into massages’ without asking for a pic.
I love the way that tickles Elmo!
When Furries Attack IV: Sesame Street Edition
tickle me, Elmo!
elmo is versatile, he wants to tickle you!
not surprised.. elmo’s a fuckin bear.
and apparently nick moretti likes gingers!
In Soviet Russia Elmo tickles you!
I love big red things when they get me from behind.
“Damn talk about a HUGE fucking red hemorrhoid ! I’ll call this one Elmo.”
Furry Fandom at its finest.
No offense Elmo, but I was really hoping BIG Bird would show up. Bert and Ernie told me he’s packing.
Breaking news Elmo comes out of the closet after 40 years . Coming up at 11pm when will Bernt and Ernie come out?
finding out elmo gays. funny
still waiting for the day Bernt and Ernie share more then a tube. priceless
for everything else theirs Snuffleupagus
when you said you play with your safe and you like so one to come over and play with you i thought you ment sex
Nick and Elmo swap shoulder rubs while enjoying today’s letter “E”.
coffee 6 dollars
gas 20 dollars
spending one one one time with Elmo that priceless
getting him home that’s another story
for everything else their master card
Let me show you how I tickle!