What do you get when you combine a luscious ass crack and a New York City MetroCard? Hopefully, a hilarious caption! You have the picture, now do this butt justice by giving it the hardest caption you've ever given. And by "hardest", we mean funniest. Or sexiest. We're not biased.
Speaking of sexiness, last week's winning caption explains it in the best way possible. We had a lot of good ones, but this one made us laugh the most. Could you be next week's winner? You'll never know if you don't try!
– Dewitt
For last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Swipe your card here for a ride on this train
10 swipes and you get a free ride!
“The Metro Card” It will take you anywhere
Because that belt doesn’t go with those jeans, your metrocard status is denied.
Why drive solo? Share the ride with everyone!
Swipe here for fast & easy access.
“Denied…Denied…Accepted!”
Swiper No Swipey
One swipe gives you a Brownie!
swipe your card here for a hard and fast ride in this tunnel of love.
Swipe N Wipe !!!
“This is not what I was thinking of when you said you were into the Metro scene…”
From the back, please swipe down to ride
I WILL PAY ANYTHING FOR THIS ONE DAY FUN PASS!
I’d ride THAT tube!
I’m in England; the metro in London is known as the tube.
no! No! NO! I said I accept Visa, MasterCard and AmericanExpress………
He’s got a ticket to ride, and he don’t care.
Swipe, Rejected
Swipe, rejected
Swipe, ACCEPTED!
Does this mean you are metrosexual?
Leeluu: Multipass ?
There is a $3.00 fee. Do you accept the charges?
Okay, you can swipe it. But i’m telling you, it won’t be cash that comes flying out.
Alright. Contest over. Brad got it.
All aboard the D Train!
“I said C.O.D. not credit”
What do i get if I win for the third week in a row??
Is it in yet?
So if I swipe this I get to ride your subway, right?
One swipe to rack up your tunnel miles!
Why ride solo? Share the ride with everyone!
Can I insert something else instead of the card? 😉
Yep Brad’s got this one.. that’s the only caption that made me lol
Mastercard and American Express not accepted but you can get into with you MetroCard
And you get frequent riders miles to boot!
The Metro Card, good for all public rides.
What else do you keep in there?
Metrocard, only card accepted here, gets you into places others wont,not even American Express.
approved
We also accept Visa and Mastercard
Metro. Sexual.
sorry your card doesn’t work, you’ll have to resort to the pin pad…
so if I use this card, it’s not gay right?
THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS GUYS!!!
That was the first thing that came to mind…LMAO
“Does this mean you are metrosexual?”
please see agent