A young man with a very appetizing buttocks stands in front of the drive-thru menu of a not-so-appetizing fast food restaurant. Why are his shorts inching toward his ankles? Is he touching his penis? And perhaps most importantly, will he order a Big Mac or Chicken McNuggets? These are the questions brought upon us by today’s Caption This snapshot.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: unclelala
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Kudos to TopDogDad for thinking outside of the box!
And I would like some of that special sauce between the buns.
Grimace’s ex boyfriend just can’t seem to move on…
WANTED: Two all beef patties & special sauce, in these sesame seed buns.
*Try all you want, it won’t supersize that way…
*I hope he’s bigger than a happy meal.
*He wanted people to drive thru his ass, so…
and, not even a comment, but that is one hot ass!
I love the new happy meal toys
There is just somethingabout those Ty babies that makes me hot!
what? you ran out of mayonnaise? don’t worry, i can provide my own!
And in business news, McDonald’s announced the opening of its first 24 hour, walk through, glory hole service in Provincetown….
dont piss me off and make be cum in there
Super Size this!
Your secret sauce delivery is here!!!
I’ll have cheese on that
Place your order into this box and it becums a Happy Meal!
“No sir, you can not supply your own Big Mac sauce.”
I’ll give you one hell of a Mcflurry!
Sorry, we’re all out of boy toys for our Happy Meals.”
McDonald’s unveils their new speaker system on Fire Island.
That’s what I call a Happy Meal!
Wow! Morgan Spurlock looks different from behind.
ill have two beef patties hold the buns.
I’ll have what she’s having!
piss on McDonald’s
“Introducing McDonald’s new dollar menu” Or “Introducing McDonald’s new lean, low-fat menu”
“McDonald’s new ad campaign aims at topping into the gay market”
“For starving college kids, food IS porn”
“Dude, I smoked so much pot I had some major munchies, but was hella horny by the time I got to McDonald’s.”
“Drunk texting? HA! I drunk order, oh yeah!”
“Even breeders would agree, eating my ass tastes better than this sh*t”
and yes, who is this guy? I’d so tap that ass, YUM.
I’ll have the McChicken Sandwich meal, yes i’m going large, oh ‘Im making my own sandwich sauce.
I’ll take one Number 7, supersizing won’t be necessary.
finally….the McWeiner is on the dollar menu!
Does that Cum with Fries?
Two all beek patties, special sauce and a hairy assed bun…
Introducing the McDonalds iMenu, the all new genital-sensitive menu from Apple.
McDonalds keeps insisting they can’t put salad on those kind of buns…
The only thing on McDonald’s menu that is truly 100 percent all beef.
“So when did they start putting a menu board in the restrooms, dude?”
I’ll show you where’s the beef, and how do you like my whopper!
I’ve already got the bun can I just have some meat?
My special sauce between those all-beef patties.
im just watering the flowers!
I’ll have the number 7 with a coke. And an apple bottom pie.
The savings….I just love the dollar menu. I can control myself…uggghhh!!!!
its works kina like pin the tail in the donkey right?
Now that’s what i call a Happy Meal.
Can Ronald come out, and play ?
ha i’m lovin it
“Can I get the number 12 with ass”
“would u like some cock n semen with that”
“yes”
What! No Hotdogs?! What can I put in my buns?!
Is Ronald home?
Hmm, It’s so difficult to choose from here. I think I’ll order the McDonald’s Special to go please ….
I have my own fresh cream, thx
He was looking for an ass burglar but got confused and asked for the Hamburglar.
“At McDonald’s, your donation makes all the difference….”
“At McDonalds’s, our food is so hot that some people can’t control themselves…”
HEY MCDONALDS!!
Check out THESES all natural buns!
Why yes, I would like some fries with that!
Oh good…they finally got some fresh buns!!!
DAYUM, that tomato looks HOYAT all up in them buns!
You call that a big mac?!?!? I got your big MACK right here, buddy….
ill take that new number 7 please
“At McDonald’s, we satisfy all your urges…”
“Thank you for your order. Please pull up to the first hole”
Angus burger hold the pickle, side of nuggets and oh yeah… I want my salad tossed!
“Wait a minute…wait a minute…wait a minute…
I can only count to… eleven”
Lettuce us hold your pickle and toast those buns, please
Pssh….you call THAT a Big Mac? I got yer Big Mac right here…
Too many Shamrock Shakes for me.
I REALLY like the fries!
Best. Caption. Ever.
Btw, this guy is hot as all hell! I wanna go to Mickey D’s now…
See what I mean? Goes right to my hips.
hold the sesame seeds
I’ve got the buns, now I just need the meat and special sauce. I’ll take it supersized!
Unbeknownst to the public, the G in the new ‘Angus Burger’ was just a typo…
I’ll have the Esiason #7 meal, and make sure you supersize that…. And a diet coke.
“No sir, we’ll give you extra pickle. Just drive around to the rear window”
YOU CALL THAT MEAT????? THIS IS MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you like some DICK with that ASS ?
I’ll have the number 7 with a twink please.
SUPER SIZE ME!
could i get a beef burger, double buns and a diet cock
6 pcs. Chicken McNuggets ———————————$1.99
Med. Fries —————————————————-$1.49
Lrg. Diet Coke ————————————————$1.79
Half-naked drunk frat boy begging for a blow job ——–Priceless
Screw the caption, look at that ass… nom nom.
*This* is how fresh our buns are…
hold the meat, how much for the buns?
mom’s apple pie never tasted so good!
i meant to say:
mom’s apple pie never tasted this good!
there is more in the middle of an egg mcmuffin, then an egg in the middle of a muffin.
I’ll have a large coffee sweet no cream thanks i carry my own…
he has been trying to get the McWeiner on the dollar menu so long that he decided to just do it himself
You want fries with this, bitch?
Make it a meal.
I brought my own straw for the shake!
nice buns, where’s the beef
HEY RONALD !I HAVE A BOY TOY FOR YOU, AND HE MAKES HIS OWN SPECIAL SAUCE JUST FOR YOU.
THIS MEAL WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY
ESIASON IS SO CHEEKY
Can you supersize this????
Shouldn’t that be “I’ll have the number 7 with a cock”?
And here’s the reason their new McCafe shakes and thick and creamy.
I meant….”And here’s the reason their new McCafe shakes are thick and creamy.”
i think mcdonalds slogan already has it covered… or for this guy, i guess uncovered.
ba da bah bah bah, IM LOVIN IT!
But it is Supersized!
I seem to have forgotten my wallet, can we maybe..um talk “trade”?