Caption This: Brewski Bro

drunk straight guy, dildos, vaseline, lube, petroleum jelly, beer, Budweiser, butt plug, mattress, anal play, hairy crack, tattoos, ass up, butt, caption this

Geez, is the only way we can get you guys to submit captions by posting pictures of naked dudes? If that's the case, we're willing to oblige for this week. Today's caption-worthy hunk looks back from the comfort of his mattress, with a beer in his hand and his ass fully exposed. A container of vaseline rests behind his left leg, and several dildos are placed between his legs. Hmm, why is that extra beer bottle down there with them?

If Snoop Dogg hanging out with a robot couldn't spark your imagination, hopefully this guy will be able to help. I have a feeling that we'll get more than eight comments on this one! Let's just hope that one of them can make us laugh out loud…

– Dewitt

To check out the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:

drunk straight guy, dildos, vaseline, lube, petroleum jelly, beer, Budweiser, butt plug, mattress, anal play, hairy crack, tattoos, ass up, butt, caption this

Snoop Dogg, Yo Ganja Ganja, Yo Gabba Gabba, RuPaul's Drag Race

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